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    • S
      sergedenimes
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      Illegitimi non carborundum = Dont let the bastards grind you down.

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      • hecticH
        hectic
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        I overuse this one (by J G Ballard).

        "We're all 24 hours and two hot meals from barbarism" (paraphrased a little).

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        • DougNgD
          DougNg
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          Anything by Howard the Duck

          I know violence is not the answer, I got it wrong on purpose

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          • SepticSefS
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            omnia mutantur nihil interit - everything changes but nothing is truly lost - Ovid

            The world is indeed comic, but the joke is on mankind.  - H.P.Lovecraft

            The more unintelligent a man is, the less mysterious existence seems to him.  - A.Schopenhauer

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            • DougNgD
              DougNg
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              Quis custodiet ipsos custodies

              Who guards the guardians?

              I know violence is not the answer, I got it wrong on purpose

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              • GeoG
                Geo
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                i enjoy reading quotes but don't often use them, but there are a few that pop in meetings and the like:

                Discretion in speech is more than eloquence - Sir Francis Bacon . . . when I need to ask someone to stop talking

                78.4% of all statistics are made up - anon . . . when I can't be bothered with over-analysis

                He should be taken out and shot with a ball of his own shite - Geo . . . when someone really pisses me off

                But i much prefer no quotes and friendly meetings  🙂

                Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity

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                • deadendproD
                  deadendpro
                  啓蒙家
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                  "Family isn't whose blood you carry. Its who you love and who loves you." -Jackie Chan

                  Currently Wearing:
                  SExSx3s 27-01
                  15.4oz 3sixteen Type 3
                  25oz Samurai Type 1

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                  • GeoG
                    Geo
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                    @DougNg:

                    Quis custodiet ipsos custodies

                    Who guards the guardians?

                    i think it was Pinkerton Security who got that contract . . .

                    Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity

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                      jacoavlu
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                      Black is my color, I have no other, nothing else will do. - Pimpology, Too Short, 1990
                      (3:15 mark for the impatient folks)

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                        sergedenimes
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                        Nemo me impune lacessit = No one attacks me with impunity

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                        • SeulS
                          Seul
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                          "More tingly than hot" - Harry Dunne,  Dumb & Dumber

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                          • BeatleB
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                            "An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind".  Mahatma Gandhi

                            We can do anything

                            http://bybeatle.com

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                            • DougNgD
                              DougNg
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                              "I'll kick you in the manjigglies, Doug!!!"-Jody

                              I know violence is not the answer, I got it wrong on purpose

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                              • GilesG
                                Giles
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                                "You are a complete twat" - Mrs G

                                "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                                  that_was_easy
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                                  I don't mean to directly refute Beatle's quote, but I was recently confronted with some of Gandhi's lesser known words:

                                  ‎'He who cannot protect himself or his nearest or dearest or their honor by non-violently facing death may and ought to do so by violently dealing with the oppressor. He who can do neither of the two is a burden.'

                                  'It is better to be violent, if there is violence in our hearts, than to put on the cloak of non-violence to cover impotence. Violence is any day preferable to impotence. There is hope for a violent man to become nonviolent. There is no such hope for the impotent.'

                                  'If the capacity for non-violent self-defense is lacking, there need be no hesitation in using violent means.'

                                  • Gandhi
                                    (http://books.google.com/books?id=qN96JgiMlscC&printsec=frontcover&dq=gandhi+on+non+violence&hl=en&ei=OhhsTY_6DpL4swOVqoiADA&sa=X&oi=book_result&ct=result&resnum=1&ved=0CDUQ6AEwAA#v=onepage&q&f=false)

                                  Some other favorites of mine:

                                  Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle. -Anonymous

                                  'When you come to a fork in the road, take it!' -Yogi Berra

                                  'You have no oath registered in heaven to destroy the government, while I shall have the most solemn one to "preserve, protect, and defend it."

                                  I am loath to close. We are not enemies, but friends. We must not be enemies. Though passion may have strained, it must not break our bonds of affection. The mystic chords of memory, stretching from every battle-field and patriot grave to every living heart and hearthstone all over this broad land, will yet swell the chorus of the Union when again touched, as surely they will be, by the better angels of our nature.' - Abe Lincoln's 1st Inagural

                                  'Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group
                                  for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.' -Drew Carey

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                                  • hecticH
                                    hectic
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                                    I'm loving that Drew Carey quote. Thanks, cheered me up.

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                                      mikesantor
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                                      Funny this comes up because my pastor said one of my favorite quotes yesterday and I almost spit out my coffee.

                                      As he quoted it "By the great prophet and poet (pause) Mike Tyson, "Everyone has a plan, 'till they get punched in the mouth…"

                                      And another of my favorites came from one of my past jiu jitsu coaches. Ironicly I was going through a TON of bad times with my now fiancee and he has no idea how much this hit home when he said it to me.

                                      "What hurts more, physical pain or mental pain? What hurts more, getting punched in the face or getting your heart broken...?

                                      Great thread G Dogg.

                                      Bang, Bang, Skeet, Skeet.

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                                      • DougNgD
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                                        Almost only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades

                                        I use that one a lot at work

                                        My coworkers think I'm an asshole

                                        I know violence is not the answer, I got it wrong on purpose

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                                        • ChrisC
                                          Chris
                                          Raw and Unwashed
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                                          Aren't you?

                                          C'mon, Doug, be honest…
                                          🙂

                                          My dad used to say the same thing to us all the time, too, only he randomly switched between horseshoes, hand grenades, flamethrowers and nuclear weapons.  I think he was going for variety.

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                                          • D97x7D
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                                            Woman "Sir you are exceedingly drunk"
                                            Churchill "And you madame are exceedingly ugly, but in the morning I will be sober"

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