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    • M
      mikesantor
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      Funny this comes up because my pastor said one of my favorite quotes yesterday and I almost spit out my coffee.

      As he quoted it "By the great prophet and poet (pause) Mike Tyson, "Everyone has a plan, 'till they get punched in the mouth…"

      And another of my favorites came from one of my past jiu jitsu coaches. Ironicly I was going through a TON of bad times with my now fiancee and he has no idea how much this hit home when he said it to me.

      "What hurts more, physical pain or mental pain? What hurts more, getting punched in the face or getting your heart broken...?

      Great thread G Dogg.

      Bang, Bang, Skeet, Skeet.

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      • DougNgD
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        Almost only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades

        I use that one a lot at work

        My coworkers think I'm an asshole

        I know violence is not the answer, I got it wrong on purpose

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        • ChrisC
          Chris
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          Aren't you?

          C'mon, Doug, be honest…
          🙂

          My dad used to say the same thing to us all the time, too, only he randomly switched between horseshoes, hand grenades, flamethrowers and nuclear weapons.  I think he was going for variety.

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          • D97x7D
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            Woman "Sir you are exceedingly drunk"
            Churchill "And you madame are exceedingly ugly, but in the morning I will be sober"

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            • GilesG
              Giles
              IHUK Crew
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              Mrs G "What the bloody hell am I doing?"

              "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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              • SeulS
                Seul
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                "Good rice, good curry
                dear Ghandi let's hurry"

                • Apu, The Simpsons
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                • taksahaT
                  taksaha
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                  "He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man"

                  • Dr Samuel Johnson
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                  • BeatleB
                    Beatle
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                    "A woman looking more fantastic than Madame Buttonfly is hard to come by"  Angela Merkel

                    We can do anything

                    http://bybeatle.com

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                    • Madame ButtonflyM
                      Madame Buttonfly
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                      @Beatle:

                      "A woman looking more fantastic than Madame Buttonfly is hard to come by"  Angela Merkel

                      LOL!  Beats, you're forgiven for calling me a fat fcker.  I know you're just trying to encourage me to shed a few grammes (same way G does).
                      :-

                      AKA Mrs G

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                      • ?
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                        "why is the rum always gone"  Captain Jack Sparrow

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                        • Just_KCJ
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                          @Giles:

                          I was inspied to create this thread by Just_KC's signature:

                          Caligula : Oderint Dum Metuant : Let Them Hate So Long As They Fear.

                          I think about the following almost every day, I guess because it just makes me think (and I paraphrase because I can't find the exact words):

                          Stalin:  What is the point of The Fear, if the innocent are not afraid…...

                          there's nothing better than good quotes!

                          bruce lee makes plenty of good quotes too .

                          my favorite from him would be - "If you make an ass out of yourself, there will always be someone to ride you."

                          simply epic.

                          not too sure who came up with this quote, but it is what i pretty much learn and live by after my stint in the army.

                          "plan for the worst, hope for the best."

                          caligula - oderint dum metuant : let them hate so long as they fear.

                          bruce lee - life itself is your teacher, and you are in a state of constant learning.

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                          • gollottiG
                            gollotti
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                            "You only know what you know" - unknown

                            "You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself any direction you choose. You're on your own. And you know what you know. And YOU are the one who'll decide where to go…" - Dr Seuss

                            "We are all a little weird and life's a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love." - Dr Seuss

                            And the best for last:

                            "In my world, everyone's a pony and they all eat rainbows and poop butterflies!" - Dr. Seuss

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                              that_was_easy
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                              Dr. Seuss is the greatest.

                              @hectic:

                              I'm loving that Drew Carey quote. Thanks, cheered me up.

                              No problem hectic!

                              "S/he that asks a question is a fool for five minutes, but s/he who never asks remains a fool for ever." -Chinese Proverb

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                                that_was_easy
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                                "Cloths make the Man.  Naked people have little or no influence on society." -Mark Twain

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                                  sergedenimes
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                                  Murphy's law "Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong".

                                  Classic

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                                    AFTRMTH
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                                    2 that stands out to me in my opinion in this forum alone..

                                    Haraki san RE: G and Mrs. G
                                    "I have been making jeans for long time and have experienced a lot of things, but I have never felt this happy feeling… I would like to thank you two the most.

                                    and

                                    Giles RE: Customer Service/Business etiquette

                                    "Don't want to get on my high horse here.  But what defines a company is not how they handle things when things are going well, it is how they handle things when things go wrong"

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                                      that_was_easy
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                                      "Old age and treachery will overcome youth and skill." Anon

                                      So wise.

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                                      • GilesG
                                        Giles
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                                        Geo, we love you…...

                                        "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                                        • GeoG
                                          Geo
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                                          And I damn well mean what I wrote too - good people make life great . . . and you and the lovely Mrs G are pretty special at making the good stuff happen . . .

                                          Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity

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                                          • rocketR
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                                            @Seul:

                                            Hard as feck, crazy as a bat, and a heart the size of a baboon's arse - Iron Heart family.

                                            rocketrocksrox 🤙🏼🤙🏾

                                            It's all humbug, like everywhere
                                            R.I.P. Geo

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