Random Rants

[tigerpac]

I'll take a stained stomach as trade-off for being able to enjoy some delicious whiskey.

[seawolf]

@Chris:

You're asking the wrong question.  Instead, you should be asking, "Why am I drinking something that can burn through two layers of leather waterproofer and permanently stain heavy duty boots?"

Testify!

[derivative666]

Got into an argument with the Logistics Manager today at work. Got so angry I kicked a chair across the room which flew through a wall. That bitch has gotta go!!!!

[natehate]

i miss whiskey

[mclaincausey]

I never miss whiskey. That way I never miss it.

[seawolf]

Holy shit Jeff!

[natehate]

@mclaincausey:

I never miss whiskey. That way I never miss it.

one sip = instant heart burn
and if i say damn it all just power threw and have a few im for sure waking up feeling dead to the world
but i do love it so
"double jameson's on the rocks please"

the number of times ive said/mumbled those worlds would surely make the head spin

[mclaincausey]

Been drinking infused Jameson  shots in prep for Charles Bradley. Apple cinnamon and then a roasted banana one. Sounds weird, tastes great.

[natehate]

when people like there own posts on facebook
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!?
you wrote it of course you like it
fuck

[Finn666]

sounds like a heavy argument jeff, damn…what kinda wall was that though? ^^

[Seul]

@derivative666:

Got into an argument with the Logistics Manager today at work. Got so angry I kicked a chair across the room which flew through a wall. That bitch has gotta go!!!!

Awesome rant. Next time kick the bitch.

[Seul]

What?.. It's 9.15 am, I'm sick, and I gotta work til 6 without any kind of break. Leave me alone.

[Snowy]

@natehate:

when people like there own posts on facebook
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!?
you wrote it of course you like it
fuck

This, same as on instagram liking your own photos.

[Snowy]

@Seul:

What?.. It's 9.15 am, I'm sick, and I gotta work til 6 without any kind of break. Leave me alone.

Maybe you should get stuck into the hard-stuff for it's cure-all properties? Feel better mate!

[Seul]

Maybe I should… But not until my taste is gone!.. Beer for now!.. And home from work early!.. Weekend!.. Party!..

[summ3rhays]

Dumbass coworker in possibly the ugliest men's coat of all time.  At first I thought it was an ugly lady and her pet coat. Then his annoying snide voice slipped out from inside that thing.

Enjoy your McD's fries ?? dude ??

[tmg]

That's an unbelievable jacket, never seen anything quite as tasteless before :-0

[tigerpac]

That jacket is just…. wow

[mclaincausey]

I would be hard pressed not to say something…  "Did that coat come with a pinky ring?" "Does your wife know [you're a cross dresser | you're wearing her coat]?"  "They make those in men's sizes?" "You kill all those rats yourself?"

[Megatron1505]

I would opt for the far less clever, but more insulting "you look like a fucking idiot in that stupid coat".