Random Rants
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I never miss whiskey. That way I never miss it.
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I never miss whiskey. That way I never miss it.
one sip = instant heart burn
and if i say damn it all just power threw and have a few im for sure waking up feeling dead to the world
but i do love it so
"double jameson's on the rocks please"the number of times ive said/mumbled those worlds would surely make the head spin
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Been drinking infused Jameson shots in prep for Charles Bradley. Apple cinnamon and then a roasted banana one. Sounds weird, tastes great.
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Got into an argument with the Logistics Manager today at work. Got so angry I kicked a chair across the room which flew through a wall. That bitch has gotta go!!!!
Awesome rant. Next time kick the bitch.
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Dumbass coworker in possibly the ugliest men's coat of all time. At first I thought it was an ugly lady and her pet coat. Then his annoying snide voice slipped out from inside that thing.
Enjoy your McD's fries ?? dude ??
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I would be hard pressed not to say something… "Did that coat come with a pinky ring?" "Does your wife know [you're a cross dresser | you're wearing her coat]?" "They make those in men's sizes?" "You kill all those rats yourself?"
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I would opt for the far less clever, but more insulting "you look like a fucking idiot in that stupid coat".
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The best part was the 2 others in the elevator who were secretly taking pics as well. So pissed I didn't snap one from the front. Oh well it's a long winter.
