Random Rants
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I never miss whiskey. That way I never miss it.
one sip = instant heart burn
and if i say damn it all just power threw and have a few im for sure waking up feeling dead to the world
but i do love it so
"double jameson's on the rocks please"the number of times ive said/mumbled those worlds would surely make the head spin
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Been drinking infused Jameson shots in prep for Charles Bradley. Apple cinnamon and then a roasted banana one. Sounds weird, tastes great.
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Got into an argument with the Logistics Manager today at work. Got so angry I kicked a chair across the room which flew through a wall. That bitch has gotta go!!!!
Awesome rant. Next time kick the bitch.
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Dumbass coworker in possibly the ugliest men's coat of all time. At first I thought it was an ugly lady and her pet coat. Then his annoying snide voice slipped out from inside that thing.
Enjoy your McD's fries ?? dude ??
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I would be hard pressed not to say something… "Did that coat come with a pinky ring?" "Does your wife know [you're a cross dresser | you're wearing her coat]?" "They make those in men's sizes?" "You kill all those rats yourself?"
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I would opt for the far less clever, but more insulting "you look like a fucking idiot in that stupid coat".
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The best part was the 2 others in the elevator who were secretly taking pics as well. So pissed I didn't snap one from the front. Oh well it's a long winter.
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Just called DHl for the 5th time in the last days to track down my missing package (with my UES jeans in it). The package gets updtaed every few days, but never delivered and those morons can't even tell me who is scanning it or where it has been moved. What is the damn tracking code good for then? I can call UPS while they're delivering and the change the destination according to my wishes. Let alone that the last package from the UK was here 6x faster than the one I'm waiting for, that was sent 400 km away.
Plus I'm waiting for a replacement they promised to me 8 weeks ago. And they want to raise prices next year…
