Random Rants

[Snowy]

Went to bed @ 12am, got paged @ 230am with a "severity 1, all systems down". Worked until 8am this morning restoring service to all customers. Back up @ 12pm, 5 hours sleep, thankfully not working, but rather shattered.  That other 1/2 of this rant is I need qualified engineers working for me. I shouldn't need to drive every Sev1 through to resolution. I hate playing having to play hero. I moved into Mgt for a reason. Probably my first real rant

[tatmantall]

imageshack is complete trash. that is all

want me to come crack some skulls snowman?

[Seul]

Dear Bierland (Beerland) in Hamme, Belgium…

Where do you get your balls big enough to name yourself Bierland?.. I called and you said you don't stock any 3 Fonteinen?.. You barely have any Geuzes whilst at it?..

For shame. You can royally go fuck yourself.

Seul.

[MikeC]

I'm hangin in S. Lake Tahoe and its 55F out. Rocking an IH printed tee, IHSH-61 and the Vulcans. Life is fucking good. A customized IHSH-61 is the fucking shit. I got a new WWII era Army Air Force, squadron 13 patch for my other shoulder. 13 is my lucky number.

[natehate]

people that call cover songs remixes are fucking morons!

and my new blanket, mufflers , dvd and magazine have been at customs for 2 days. i want my shit!

[mclaincausey]

If you can't fit into a fucking seat on an airplane you should have to buy two. Why should I have some dude spilling over into my space?  This fuck is on top of me here.

[tatmantall]

College books are ridiculously priced, and the but back program is 100x more ignorant.

[Giles]

Is that why it is called the "but back"?

[tatmantall]

;D, DOH! damn it, I'm all thumbs on my mobile…. Should have said "buy back"

[natehate]

tomorrow will be a week of my shit sitting in customs

I WANT MY BLANKET NOW

[Seul]

36C° (97F) today. I agreed on a tan session with my uncle. We have one sprinkler at our disposal. That water better be cold 

[Finn666]

i hate clearance sales…not really needed anything, stepped out with a whole bag full

[ohighyo]

New hipsters moved in next door and I feel like I'm in a American apparel ad everytime in look over. They have decorated their porch like they are about to do a photo shoot or some shit

[Seul]

Dear fruitflies,

look… I know: it's effin warm and you like the smell and/ or taste of my white wine... So do I!.. But guys, seriously, why does one of you kamikaze-pilots his (or her, sorry can't tell!) way into my glass every couple of minutes?.. I gotta fish you guys out, let you walk on my hand and arms as you're vigorously trying to dry your wings in order to be able to fly away... It's cute... But come on... Get your arse back to the trash can outside!..

[mclaincausey]

1: I've had Cult tickets for months and a business trip has scuttled that for me.

2: I've had an order for a Zero Tolerance 0600 in for weeks and it still hasn't filled. C'mon Knife Center get me my blade!

[Megatron1505]

The Cult rule, seen them many, many times.

[mclaincausey]

I know Mega. Met Ian last time I saw em years and years ago. Nice guy. Great band. I'm just sick.

[Megatron1505]

I saw them last when they supported Guns N Roses on the Use Your Illusion tour…...yes, I'm that old.

[mclaincausey]

Very nice. My last and only show was right before the boys called it quits the first time in the mid nineties.

My hope is that they tour again.

This just gave me an idea for a thread.

[taksaha]

I know this is "random rants", but that is almost over the top. That may be the most random thing I ever read. Ohio is the only American state that doesn't share any letters with the word "mackerel".