Random Rants

[Seul]

36C° (97F) today. I agreed on a tan session with my uncle. We have one sprinkler at our disposal. That water better be cold 

[Finn666]

i hate clearance sales…not really needed anything, stepped out with a whole bag full

[ohighyo]

New hipsters moved in next door and I feel like I'm in a American apparel ad everytime in look over. They have decorated their porch like they are about to do a photo shoot or some shit

[Seul]

Dear fruitflies,

look… I know: it's effin warm and you like the smell and/ or taste of my white wine... So do I!.. But guys, seriously, why does one of you kamikaze-pilots his (or her, sorry can't tell!) way into my glass every couple of minutes?.. I gotta fish you guys out, let you walk on my hand and arms as you're vigorously trying to dry your wings in order to be able to fly away... It's cute... But come on... Get your arse back to the trash can outside!..

[mclaincausey]

1: I've had Cult tickets for months and a business trip has scuttled that for me.

2: I've had an order for a Zero Tolerance 0600 in for weeks and it still hasn't filled. C'mon Knife Center get me my blade!

[Megatron1505]

The Cult rule, seen them many, many times.

[mclaincausey]

I know Mega. Met Ian last time I saw em years and years ago. Nice guy. Great band. I'm just sick.

[Megatron1505]

I saw them last when they supported Guns N Roses on the Use Your Illusion tour…...yes, I'm that old.

[mclaincausey]

Very nice. My last and only show was right before the boys called it quits the first time in the mid nineties.

My hope is that they tour again.

This just gave me an idea for a thread.

[taksaha]

I know this is "random rants", but that is almost over the top. That may be the most random thing I ever read. Ohio is the only American state that doesn't share any letters with the word "mackerel".

[mclaincausey]

Christ, $80 customs on my RMJ A-2. Wonder what the Lofgrens will run me. Never had to pay before.

[Snowy]

@taksaha:

I know this is "random rants", but that is almost over the top. That may be the most random thing I ever read. Ohio is the only American state that doesn't share any letters with the word "mackerel".

Where'd you get that tidbit from? It's beautiful man

[Seul]

I'm so fucking sick and tired of member "nietenhosen" contacting me with grail items in my perfect size…

Seriously: fuck you Jan... (Und vielen Danke!..)

[Finn666]

hahaha…there you go Eli

[Seul]

I hope my sarcasm doesn't get lost in translation… What I'm saying is: Jan is my personal hero and I would share my last beer with him... 

[mclaincausey]

@Seul:

What I'm saying is: Jan is my personal hero and I would share my last beer with him… 

For a Belgian that's like saying you'd give someone both kidneys.

[Seul]

You're gonna hate me McKleine… It involves yet another IHSH-16...

[Finn666]

@Seul:

You're gonna hate me McKleine… It involves yet another IHSH-16...

the blue one would be my guess? that beautiful looking one

[Seul]

Yeah - blue L. Thing is: measurements are spot on… Chest, length, sleeves,... The khaki is a tàd too long in sleeves... Not that I care, I roll my sleeves anyhow...

[Chris]

I ordered some books from Barnes & Noble on Monday, July 29th.  According to the tracking info, the package arrived in Houston on Wednesday, August 1st, at 5:41pm.  Why will it not be at my house until Monday, August 5th?

Seriously, WTF UPS?