Random Rants

[Tago Mago]

@don_pipone did she try to talk to you as well? Whenever I take public transport I wear head phones or in-ear. I never get bothered, possibly because I don’t look friendly…

[Chap]

Isn’t that obvious? She was magically attracted by the Japanese denim on your legs. Didn’t she put a hand on your thigh?

[don_pipone]

@Indigo-Alchemist This is exactly what I was thinking

[don_pipone]

@Tago-Mago she didn't. Even though I didn't have my headphones on when she came in. She was just weird.

[don_pipone]

@Chap That must be it!
Didn't feel any hands but that doesn't mean it didn't happen.

[Walery Smirnoff]

@don_pipone Dude, it would be worse if the person sitting next to you was a man or an old woman. But what if it was a young and beautiful girl?

[don_pipone]

@Walery-Smirnoff If it was the latter, it wouldn't be a rant

[Chap]

@don_pipone said in Random Rants:

@Chap That must be it!
Didn't feel any hands but that doesn't mean it didn't happen.

[Walery Smirnoff]

@don_pipone At least you have good buses. You can tolerate being with that ugly woman for a while.)))))

[Matt]

In all my experiences with travel by myself I’ve only had the beautiful girl scenario once on a plane. Alas it wasn’t as magical as I’d always imagined it might be.

[RobeOfTheMagi]

@don_pipone I've seen people in public transport get rid of any seat neighbours by wetting themselves. However, that's a double edged sword ...

[louisbosco]

well you can say that's a relieve

[Tago Mago]

@RobeOfTheMagi his jeans have already been soaked, no need for that anymore

[goosehd]

@Matt she wasn't impressed when you pulled the rabbit out of the hat?

[Matt]

It’s also ok to politely excuse yourself and move. Radical I know, but effective.

[RobeOfTheMagi]

@Matt That's awkward.

[Matt]

If she was the only other person in the bus and she’s crazy then who cares. She made it awkward first. Life’s too short to do something you don’t want to. Having to go to work is about all the indignity I’ll suffer these days. And that’s only so I can afford new jeans.

[Tago Mago]

@Matt I thought you took a job to fund your travels to exotic locations like Canada and Gosport and jeans are the mementoes you pick up along the way

[Matt]

Credit card point are how I travel. Jeans are how I get points. Then I buy jeans when I travel and get more points.

[WhiskeySandwich]

@RobeOfTheMagi said in Random Rants:

she demanded that I ordered the Item from my personal Amazon account and then sell it over our counter.

@RobeOfTheMagi said in Random Rants:

they won't be paying them for the foreseeable future, in fact they don't know if they'll ever be able to

These combined make for the most insane post i've probably ever seen.