Random Rants

[Matt]

I call bullshit on it being delivered today but I guess we’ll see.

[Giles]

Get the fuck out of here.....

[northsouthdenimguy]

“Arriving 4 August. Excellent. I’ll start preheating the pot now.”

[Tobi]

Apnoea Long Grain Basmati Rice... Don't hold your breath it will be delivered anytime soon!

[Mizmazzle]

@Giles a watched pot never boils

[Chibs]

@Giles sucks you didn’t pay for express shipping. Could have it by Aug 3rd.

[endo]

Still a good price.

[Chap]

@Giles not grown yet

[Giles]

Fixed.....

So pleased I managed to find the Laila gluten free stuff.....
Because:
All natural forms of rice, including white, brown, or wild, are gluten-free.

FFS

[Walery Smirnoff]

Is there a shortage of basmati rice in Britain?)))))) Giles, you swear like a Russian))

[NickD]

@Walery-Smirnoff British people swear a lot, to be honest. I know I do.

[Walery Smirnoff]

Damn this Basmati rice! Two weeks ago, I was making Uzbek pilaf outside in a cauldron. It was -15 degrees Celsius. In the end, this damn basmati rice didn't cook through. Get Laser rice.