Random Rants

[Mizmazzle]

@goosehd associated side rant:

I’ve been calling him the State Puff Marshmallow Man my whole life! Stay Puft clearly makes way more sense.

[Sir_Cuffs-a-Lot]

@goosehd can I still mention what size I rock in some obscure other brand?

[goosehd]

@Sir_Cuffs-a-Lot the more information provided, the more helpful it is to everyone. When I see a height and weight alone with a tag size, I don’t know how that item fits you.

For example: Arnold Schwarzenegger in his prime was 6’2” and 235-245lbs.

I can guarantee that no one on this forum looks like him with the same height/weight dimension. He probably wouldn’t wear the same tag size either…

Just saying.

[popvulture]

Dunno, I think height and weight are helpful. Not exact, but a useful ballpark.

[Sir_Cuffs-a-Lot]

@Mizmazzle

[Tago Mago]

@goosehd I agree that size and height is totally useless. Especially in these arbitrary units. Metric is the way to go. 6´3", 210lbs/190cm, 95kg . XL-XXXL depending on dimensions. Which are the only relevant numbers people should be looking at

[popvulture]

Might I put in a request that size charts be updated to include fathoms?

[Mizmazzle]

@Sir_Cuffs-a-Lot in my defense…we never had that type of marshmallow growing up in California. Nor have I ever seen them in Colorado. My only source of input is the Ghost Busters movie.

But now I’m craving s’mores!!

[steelworker]

@popvulture said in Random Rants:

Might I put in a request that size charts be updated to include fathoms?

I was thinking rods and stones because it sounds vulgar.

[steelworker]

@Mizmazzle said in Random Rants:

@Sir_Cuffs-a-Lot in my defense…we never had that type of marshmallow growing up in California. Nor have I ever seen them in Colorado. My only source of input is the Ghost Busters movie.

But now I’m craving s’mores!!

Marshmallow wont grow in Ca. I was surprised too.

[popvulture]

@steelworker the ol’ cash and prizes

[Matt]

@Mizmazzle it was a fictional brand. They make them now but it’s a subsidiary of another pre existing brand.

[Mizmazzle]

@Matt ah I see. I always thought it was like a mid west or east coast thing. Like Hellmans Mayo or Whitecastle. Stuff we didn’t have on the west coast

[DeeDee85]

@Mizmazzle There is no other mayo brand on earth other than Hellmans

[Matt]

Hellmans is available in the west, it’s just called Best Foods.

[Mizmazzle]

Exactly. Best Foods is what we called it out west.
I like it with avocado oil

[Mizmazzle]

In the lunch room

[popvulture]

Ummm... DUKE'S

[Jett129]

I tried this and threw all the Hellmans away.

[Mizmazzle]

Whoa! I need to up my mayo game!