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    • J
      jacoavlu
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      I have a theory about writers of children's books which also applies to children's music
      (and more loosely applies to niche music categories like modern country and christian rock)
      most of these people initially intended to/would much rather write books/perform music for adults in the mainstream
      but they're just too damn stupid/untalented
      you know those damn wiggles wanted to be rock stars when they were in college
      when you come across well done stuff for kids it's refreshing
      the barenaked ladies did a kids album we enjoy
      my current favorite books are the fancy nancy series
      yeah I said it
      /end rant

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      • J
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        I typed my reply after Chris but I'm slow
        where it sits it seems (more) insulting
        no edit though

        do it monday, I'll give it an honest review

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        • J-IVJ
          J-IV
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          @jacoavlu:

          you know those damn wiggles wanted to be rock stars when they were in college

          I knew I wasn't the only one..

          I'm as ugly as you

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          • madmondayM
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            llama, llama is my little dude cause he got a single mom & he is always in some sh!t.  i also like the kid with the bad teeth that has to stay after school & is always in trouble.

            the oliva books are great & the books about the girl that lives in the hotel & never sees her mom (name escapes me at the moment)

            unrelated rant, how wrong is it the last two months of the year many people eat a bunch of crap for holidays & such  you food & then try to get in shape at the top of the year?  i mean it's just wrong  😠

            to jaco nah  (i) didn't think insult, cause when i type my reponses 50 folks usually respond between me & the respondent on the hot topic  while i am trying to sort out my twisted dark thoughts 😶

            just came back to read this hot mess.  yikes edits in red

            head high, middle finger higher

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            • GimpKidG
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              This is a real book you can buy on amazon.

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              • GilesG
                Giles
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                I have just wet my knickers…..

                "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                • Madame ButtonflyM
                  Madame Buttonfly
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                  Hahahah, LOL.  Cheat - get audio books.  When Alex was younger, he spent many hours in bed drifting off to sleep with Harry Potter etc. in the background.  Little did he know we were usually in the pub.

                  😞

                  Wicked Stepmother
                  😉

                  AKA Mrs G

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                  • GilesG
                    Giles
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                    Three weeks ago:

                    P "Darling, shall we just do a little drinks party for the neighbours on the Sunday before Christmas?"
                    G "Cool, go for it"

                    Tonight:

                    P "You know, we have to do a lot tomorrow?  We've got 70 coming on Sunday"
                    G "You fecking jkjkdkjdkdj hhyiuiwuwi kjkejkejekju what?"

                    "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                    • thomasnunnallyT
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                      "little drinks party" just went big…have fun Giles!

                      Out with the new! In with the old!

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                      • ChrisC
                        Chris
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                        Hahahaha, Giles; Merry Christmas!  Have a couple of drinks for me.

                        Paula- brilliant suggestion about the audio books.  I may have to try that when the little knee grabbers get a tad bigger.

                        Monday- Madeline is the girl who lives in the hotel.  Haven't read the Olivia books, but in the tv show, she's annoying as all hell.  I'll have to check out the Llama, Llama books; that sounds totally like my vibe.
                        And you should totally try writing a book of your own- based on your posts, I think you'd write a good one.

                        Jaco- your theory is probably right, though there are a couple of half decent musicians on the kid scene (not the Wiggles- those bastards deserve to die slow painful deaths).  You should track down the kid CDs from They Might Be Giants; they put out a couple of good ones.  I swear, One Everything is objectively awesome.

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                        • Megatron1505M
                          Megatron1505
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                          Mini just tried to post a package to South Korea for me, weighing 2.4kg. The Royal mail claim it will cost £61 to ship  😠

                          Made in England, clothed in Japan, fed in America and drunk in Belgium !

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                          • GilesG
                            Giles
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                            Ship it to me….

                            "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                            • SeulS
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                              2012/01/03 10:26 International item has arrived in a foreign country
                                                    10:26      Item has been sent to customs in the destination country
                              2012/01/02 17:45 International shipment has arrived in a foreign country
                              2011/11/24 10:42 VILLE ST-LAURENT International item has left Canada
                              2011/11/17 17:31 RICHMOND Item processed at postal facility
                              2011/11/16 19:02 BURNABY Item accepted at the Post Office
                              2011/11/12 15:15 RICHMOND Order information received by Canada Post

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                              • thomasnunnallyT
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                                LoL at the Canadian Post.  I had something go from New York to Oregon back to Philadelphia once, and it still moved faster than that parcel there Eli!

                                Out with the new! In with the old!

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                                • SeulS
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                                  I do hope the foreign country they mention is Belgium…

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                                  • rocketR
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                                    all will be good…. or later....

                                    rocketrocksrox 🤙🏼🤙🏾

                                    It's all humbug, like everywhere
                                    R.I.P. Geo

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                                    • injunjackI
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                                      Feckin' flu, a souvenier from good ol' US of A

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                                        LandoCal126 0
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                                        @injunjack:

                                        Feckin' flu, a souvenier from good ol' US of A

                                        Plenty more where that came from!

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                                        • Finn666F
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                                          i fecking hate rote learning  😠  😠  😠

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                                            ^ Oh, University. Unfortunately that was the only way I'd be prepared for some of the ridiculous 300 question exams I'd have to write. Needless to say I came out of it all actually knowing next to nothing. ha.

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