Random Rants

[Giles]

He's been trying to trap it from his pond/damn/river for months…....

[Finn666]

ah ok, i see ;)…

[jimmy]

That's one huge beaver

[injunjack]

feckin tapatalk. Can't see that pic.

I wanna see some beaver…..

[jacoavlu]

it's of the big and hairy variety IJ
seen one, seen em all

[madmonday]

^^^

priceless exchange

bout time you caught that beaver.  it's freckin' huge . . . . & hairy, HahahEhahahE

[elclintor]

Ya gonna eat that hairy beaver?

Hahahaha

[hectic]

Did you stuff it yourself?

[jacoavlu]

for IJ's benefit I'll describe the pic
it's in an outdoor area near what appears to be a small stream
there is a dog as well as a female who I presume to be Stokely's mate
the beaver is in the foreground and appears incapacitated, lying supine
the female has a look of pleasure on her face
the dog seems more interested in the beaver than the camera

[injunjack]

huuu-aaa sergeant, I see the beawer now. Pretty nice and hairy as you all said

Something wrong with our work 'puters, All pics are viewable at home…

[Seul]

Aaaah yes - the beaver jokes were made a-plenty!..

Good hussle, team!.. Hit the showers!.. 

[Stokely]

Bwah! I knew you guys wouldn't disappoint!

I sure did screw that beaver good.

Yeah. It had been living on my pond for a while. Didnt want him taking down any more trees. Was trying to live catch him, but had to use a kill trap in the end.

[Stokely]

Sometimes you have to put the beaver down for the count.

[Megatron1505]

I have just been told that I have a Peptic Ulcer, which is currently bleeding. 

My doctor didn't seem overly worried, and just gave me some stomach acid inhbitors and told me to go back in three weeks  :-\

[rocket]

sorry to hear Mega, hope its getting better asap

[J-IV]

Hope everything goes well Megatron.

[Megatron1505]

I'm sure it will be fine, and thanks for your good wishes guys.

Reading the internet doesn't help me though, half the sites make it sound like I'm going to be fine, whilst the other half tell me that I should be in hospital  :-\

[Seul]

If your doctor tells ya to come back in three weeks, there's nowt wrong with ya… If you're uncertain or just suffer from hypochondria (like all men): get a second opinion.

Either way: be well!..

[Megatron1505]

My mother in law has just been over and basically questioned my manhood, as she had three gastric ulcers at once whilst raising two kids, working a full time job, running a house etc….. 

[hectic]

That omeprazole will sort you right out Mega, worry not