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    • GilesG
      Giles
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      wmk

      "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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      • SeulS
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        😉

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        • rocketR
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          ;D, nice

          rocketrocksrox 🤙🏼🤙🏾

          It's all humbug, like everywhere
          R.I.P. Geo

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          • ?
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            Do you like my new scarf?

            has this ever happened to any of you?

            how about my new haircut? It looks amazing…

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            • GeoG
              Geo
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              Ok so we all know that Seul continually bitches about his work but he's actually done quite well for himself although it has got him into some bother.

              It was way back when he started as a junior delivery boy - his boss sent him out in the van to pick up some stock

              Anyway - he was driving back when the boss phoned (on the hands free btw) and said "you've been doing well so I'm promoting you to Senior Delivery boy"

              Astonished, Seul swerved

              A couple of minutes later his boss phoned again and said "actually you are so good I'm making you head of deliveries"

              Even more stunned Seul swerved again!

              But within minutes the boss was phoning again "listen I've reconsidered - never mind head of deliveries - I want you to run the whole operation!"

              Seul just can't believe his ears - swerves all over the place and hits a lampost, bangs his head and is knocked out

              Next thing he knows - a cop is trying to wake him and asks "what happened?"

              Seul answers "I must have careered off the road . . . "

              Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity

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              • hecticH
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                groan

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                • Finn666F
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                  lol 😃

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                  • GeoG
                    Geo
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                    . . . that's bang out of order 😉

                    Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity

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                    • ?
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                      My girlfriend thinks I'm a stalker -
                      well, she's not exactly my girlfriend yet

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                      • Finn666F
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                        hahahahaha 😃

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                        • SeulS
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                          Why do I have the feeling this could've been monday…

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                          • madmondayM
                            madmonday
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                            that was weirder than your usual posing seul, hahahahahaha

                            what was she doing & why

                            head high, middle finger higher

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                            • gollottiG
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                              ^ Kinda looks like an attempt at a Downward Facing Dog position

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                              • SeulS
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                                Trying to plank… It's only fun when it goes wrong...

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                                • ?
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                                  Ouch!
                                  My wife can do that standing on her head - well you know what I mean.
                                  lucky it was'nt a gas oven

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                                  • GeoG
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                                    Apparantly Seul told his dad he got a job performing live sex on stage

                                    "Are you having me on?" his Dad asked

                                    "Well I'll ask my boss but I can't promise anything" says Seul

                                    Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity

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                                    • SeulS
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                                      So yeah, Geo: can he come…

                                      ...

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                                      • Max PowerM
                                        Max Power
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                                        Here's a joke that a scottish band told me some years ago (the Tannahill Weavers, if the scots know them)

                                        Q: What do two scots do when they're bored?
                                        A: They go in a small cabin with three bottles of good whisky and drink them. Then one leaves the cabin and the other has to guess who left.

                                        @elclintor:

                                        > I don't care what people say.. The Max Power way is the right way…

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                                        • ?
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                                          My wife has been missing for two weeks now.

                                          The police have told me to prepare for the worst.

                                          So I'm going to the charity shop to get all her clothes back.

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                                          • GeoG
                                            Geo
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                                            What do you get if you cross and Eton schoolboy with a polar bear?

                                            A polar bear

                                            Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity

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