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    • GilesG
      Giles
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      So, I'm sitting watching the Royal Wedding with Mrs P and her sister Lisa.  We start a conversation about Williams hair:

      Lisa - "Yes, it would look much better if he just had a Number 2"
      Paula - "What, have a turd on his head?"

      "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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      • BeatleB
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        lol, yeah..

        but I do feel bad for him - all those cameras filming from up top and basically if u didn´t know any better and only have pics from back - u´d think he´s already 50..

        We can do anything

        http://bybeatle.com

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        • GeoG
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          Seul - you're on a horse, galloping away at speed.

          On your right is a sharp drop off. On your left is an elephant travelling at the same speed as you.

          Directly in front of you is a kangaroo and your horse is unable to overtake it.

          Behind you, a lion is chasing.

          What the hell can you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?

          Well you can get off the merry-go-round and act your fucking age for a start . . . 30 my arse!

          Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity

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          • GilesG
            Giles
            IHUK Crew
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            wmk

            "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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            • SeulS
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              😉

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              • rocketR
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                ;D, nice

                rocketrocksrox 🤙🏼🤙🏾

                It's all humbug, like everywhere
                R.I.P. Geo

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                • ?
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                  Do you like my new scarf?

                  has this ever happened to any of you?

                  how about my new haircut? It looks amazing…

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                  • GeoG
                    Geo
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                    Ok so we all know that Seul continually bitches about his work but he's actually done quite well for himself although it has got him into some bother.

                    It was way back when he started as a junior delivery boy - his boss sent him out in the van to pick up some stock

                    Anyway - he was driving back when the boss phoned (on the hands free btw) and said "you've been doing well so I'm promoting you to Senior Delivery boy"

                    Astonished, Seul swerved

                    A couple of minutes later his boss phoned again and said "actually you are so good I'm making you head of deliveries"

                    Even more stunned Seul swerved again!

                    But within minutes the boss was phoning again "listen I've reconsidered - never mind head of deliveries - I want you to run the whole operation!"

                    Seul just can't believe his ears - swerves all over the place and hits a lampost, bangs his head and is knocked out

                    Next thing he knows - a cop is trying to wake him and asks "what happened?"

                    Seul answers "I must have careered off the road . . . "

                    Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity

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                    • hecticH
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                      groan

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                      • Finn666F
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                        lol 😃

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                        • GeoG
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                          A N G B

                          . . . that's bang out of order 😉

                          Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity

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                          • ?
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                            My girlfriend thinks I'm a stalker -
                            well, she's not exactly my girlfriend yet

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                            • Finn666F
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                              hahahahaha 😃

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                              • SeulS
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                                Why do I have the feeling this could've been monday…

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                                • madmondayM
                                  madmonday
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                                  that was weirder than your usual posing seul, hahahahahaha

                                  what was she doing & why

                                  head high, middle finger higher

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                                  • gollottiG
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                                    ^ Kinda looks like an attempt at a Downward Facing Dog position

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                                    • SeulS
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                                      Trying to plank… It's only fun when it goes wrong...

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                                      • ?
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                                        Ouch!
                                        My wife can do that standing on her head - well you know what I mean.
                                        lucky it was'nt a gas oven

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                                        • GeoG
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                                          Apparantly Seul told his dad he got a job performing live sex on stage

                                          "Are you having me on?" his Dad asked

                                          "Well I'll ask my boss but I can't promise anything" says Seul

                                          Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity

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                                          • SeulS
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                                            So yeah, Geo: can he come…

                                            ...

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