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    Geo
    Joined: 29 Sept 2010

    😉

    Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity

    last edited by 4 Jan 2011, 11:37 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
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      Geo
      Joined: 29 Sept 2010

      or how about:

      the missus and me were discussing our sex life and I said to her "truthfully - how often do you enjoy sex?"

      she said "well I'm sorry to say I like it infrequently"

      I thought for a second and asked "Is that one word or two?"

      Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity

      last edited by 4 Jan 2011, 11:42 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
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        Beatle
        Joined: 8 Dec 2009

        lol..that was actually funny…

        We can do anything

        http://bybeatle.com

        last edited by 4 Jan 2011, 11:46 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
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          Geo
          Joined: 29 Sept 2010

          whadayamean "actually"!!!  😉

          Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity

          last edited by 4 Jan 2011, 11:48 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
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            Beatle
            Joined: 8 Dec 2009

            yeah, ur right. really funny

            We can do anything

            http://bybeatle.com

            last edited by 4 Jan 2011, 11:59 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
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              RichValentine
              Joined: 3 Jan 2011

              Thought this would be ideal for this time of year 😛

              last edited by 5 Jan 2011, 00:26 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
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                hectic
                Joined: 24 Sept 2009

                Nice, like that sketch.

                I just googled "world's best joke", apparently it is this:

                Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?"

                last edited by 5 Jan 2011, 14:52 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
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                  hectic
                  Joined: 24 Sept 2009

                  This is a good Russian joke that I like (you can substitute any names you like of course):

                  "An intelligence test was conducted among the OMON (Russian Special forces) involving various sized round holes and square pegs. The conclusion states that the OMON can be divided into two groups: very dumb and VERY strong…"

                  last edited by 5 Jan 2011, 14:55 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
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                    Chris
                    Raw and Unwashed
                    Joined: 28 Jun 2010

                    One of my favorites is truly horrible:

                    Why did the Indian chief get buried on the side of the hill?

                    Because he was dead.

                    As I said, truly horrible.

                    last edited by 5 Jan 2011, 20:36 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
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                      Geo
                      Joined: 29 Sept 2010

                      just b'cos i'm heading out there - i was told most of the middle east don't watch the flintstones . . . but apparantly adu dhabi dooo . . .

                      Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity

                      last edited by 8 Feb 2011, 12:19 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
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                        Seul
                        Joined: 24 Nov 2009

                        Hahah that's deliciously silly!..

                        last edited by 8 Feb 2011, 17:52 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
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                          Loveyuer
                          Joined: 28 Jan 2011

                          Really funny, but where you find the jokes, on the google

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                          last edited by 11 Feb 2011, 09:14 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
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                            Geo
                            Joined: 29 Sept 2010

                            i think some of these jokes could have been told more than 15 years ago . . . or at least 1 B.G. (in the modern calendar)

                            Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity

                            last edited by 11 Feb 2011, 16:45 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
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                              gollotti
                              Joined: 26 Jan 2011

                              @Chris:

                              One of my favorites is truly horrible:

                              Why did the Indian chief get buried on the side of the hill?

                              Because he was dead.

                              As I said, truly horrible.

                              This is just as good as my simple favorite joke:

                              Why did the Monkey fall out of the tree?  Because it was dead

                              Then you have the dead guy series:

                              What do you call a dead guy by a doorway….Matt
                              What do you call a dead guy floating on the water....Bob
                              What do you call a dead guy being thrown from a train....Chuck
                              What do you call a dead guy hanging from the wall....Art

                              last edited by 2 Nov 2011, 23:26 11 Feb 2011, 23:08 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
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                                Giles
                                IHUK Crew
                                Joined: 22 Sept 2009

                                My fave one-liner of all time.

                                Nancy Reagan has had so many face lifts, she's got a goatie….....

                                "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

                                last edited by 12 Feb 2011, 14:07 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
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                                  Geo
                                  Joined: 29 Sept 2010

                                  It's great how Seul has totally given us all some great fun with him wearing skirts and all - so we should be grateful he's with us at all after recovering from some serious injuries . . .

                                  It all happened a while back when I had said to him I had made quite a bit of money selling bear skins

                                  He said to me "isn't it a bit dangerous going after the bears?"

                                  I said "no, not really - you just hunt in the winter when they are hibernating"

                                  "what do you mean?" he said

                                  "well, you just follow the tracks into the cave where they're sleeping . . . and bang, no problem"

                                  "sounds good" said Seul "plus I need some more IH gear - think I'll give it a try"

                                  I heard nothing of him for a few months, then I heard he'd just got out of hospital after being bandaged and plastered from head to toe

                                  I said "what the hell happened to you?"

                                  He said "well I did what you said . . . followed the tracks into a big dark cave . . . but I've still no idea where that train came from . . ."

                                  Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity

                                  last edited by 19 Feb 2011, 15:50 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
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                                    Seul
                                    Joined: 24 Nov 2009

                                    @Geo:

                                    It's great how Seul has totally given us all some great fun with him wearing skirts and all - so we should be grateful he's with us at all after recovering from some serious injuries . . .

                                    It all happened a while back when I had said to him I had made quite a bit of money selling bear skins

                                    He said to me "isn't it a bit dangerous going after the bears?"

                                    I said "no, not really - you just hunt in the winter when they are hibernating"

                                    "what do you mean?" he said

                                    "well, you just follow the tracks into the cave where they're sleeping . . . and bang, no problem"

                                    "sounds good" said Seul "plus I need some more IH gear - think I'll give it a try"

                                    I heard nothing of him for a few months, then I heard he'd just got out of hospital after being bandaged and plastered from head to toe

                                    I said "what the hell happened to you?"

                                    He said "well I did what you said . . . followed the tracks into a big dark cave . . . but I've still no idea where that train came from . . ."

                                    😉

                                    last edited by 19 Feb 2011, 15:57 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
                                    • topic:timeago-later,19 days
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                                      Loveyuer
                                      Joined: 28 Jan 2011

                                      Humerous, quite laughing

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                                      last edited by 11 Mar 2011, 01:53 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
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                                        Finn666
                                        Joined: 20 Jan 2011

                                        Too good Geo :D…

                                        last edited by 11 Mar 2011, 09:10 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
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                                          D97x7
                                          Joined: 7 Oct 2010

                                          Excellent Geo

                                          last edited by 11 Mar 2011, 09:57 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
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