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    • D97x7D
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      I saw my mate Charlie this morning, he's only got one arm bless him.
      I shouted "where you off to Charlie"
      He said "I'm going to change a light bulb"
      I laughed my head off and said that's gonna be a bit awkward ain't it?
      "Not really" he said "I've still got the receipt, you spiteful b******.

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      • riffblaster generalR
        riffblaster general
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        how do you wake up lady gaga?

        poker face.

        PUT DOWN THAT STARBUCKS, PICK UP THAT GNARBUCKS!!

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        • hecticH
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          @cowsareforeating:

          http://www.styleforum.net/showthread.php?t=215042

          lol!

          That's a good one.

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          • SeulS
            Seul
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            Best one here - although it makes me wanna punch items (walls, fridges, tanks,…).

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            • C
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              yeah you and me both…

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              • KatsushinK
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                Not a joke per se, but comedic none the less…
                (Yes they're real)

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                • GeoG
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                  Piece of string goes into a bar, orders a beer and the barman says "Sorry, but read the notice - we don't serve string here. I need to ask you to leave" The string protests, but the barman just points to the door.

                  Next day the piece of string thinks "I'll get served this time" - and puts on a pair of dark glasses and heads back into the bar.

                  Straight away the barman says "You can't fool me, you're that piece of string I threw out yesterday - so GO!"

                  The string is now really mad at not getting served so he goes outside, throws away the glasses, loops himself into a loop, ruffles his top end and goes straight back into the bar and orders a beer.

                  The barman says "Do you think I'm crazy? You're that piece of string that had the dark glasses aren't you?" and the string says "No, I'm afraid not . . ."

                  Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity

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                  • caseywisenbakerC
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                    hahahahah a frayed knot!

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                    • GeoG
                      Geo
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                      😉

                      Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity

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                      • GeoG
                        Geo
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                        or how about:

                        the missus and me were discussing our sex life and I said to her "truthfully - how often do you enjoy sex?"

                        she said "well I'm sorry to say I like it infrequently"

                        I thought for a second and asked "Is that one word or two?"

                        Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity

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                        • BeatleB
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                          lol..that was actually funny…

                          We can do anything

                          http://bybeatle.com

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                          • GeoG
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                            whadayamean "actually"!!!  😉

                            Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity

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                            • BeatleB
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                              yeah, ur right. really funny

                              We can do anything

                              http://bybeatle.com

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                              • R
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                                Thought this would be ideal for this time of year 😛

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                                • hecticH
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                                  Nice, like that sketch.

                                  I just googled "world's best joke", apparently it is this:

                                  Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?"

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                                  • hecticH
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                                    This is a good Russian joke that I like (you can substitute any names you like of course):

                                    "An intelligence test was conducted among the OMON (Russian Special forces) involving various sized round holes and square pegs. The conclusion states that the OMON can be divided into two groups: very dumb and VERY strong…"

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                                    • ChrisC
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                                      One of my favorites is truly horrible:

                                      Why did the Indian chief get buried on the side of the hill?

                                      Because he was dead.

                                      As I said, truly horrible.

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                                      • GeoG
                                        Geo
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                                        just b'cos i'm heading out there - i was told most of the middle east don't watch the flintstones . . . but apparantly adu dhabi dooo . . .

                                        Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity

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                                        • SeulS
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                                          Hahah that's deliciously silly!..

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                                          • L
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                                            Really funny, but where you find the jokes, on the google

                                            Yesterday is the deadline of all complaints
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                                            Michael Lv

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