That's Jokes
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A woman brings her bird to the Vet. He listens to the birds chest and says..."Lady your bird's dead! She replies...How can you be so sure you didn't do any tests?" He goes and gets a Labrador. The dog sniffs the bird up and down,shakes his head and walks out. He gets a cat,Fluffy sniffs the bird up and down,Meows and walks out. The Vet goes to the computer, prints out a bill and hands it to her. She says $250 to tell me my bird's DEAD!!! To which he replies..."Lady it was gonna be $20 when you came in here but...You got the Cat scan and you got the Lab report. I can work clean. This joke guaranteed Not to get you cancelled.
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I really dig Josh. He has great timing / pacing. I like how he works the details and paints the picture. He's a funny storyteller.
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@Jett129 said in That's Jokes:
@Bridger Really great,and when he says….The next day. I lost it.
Yep - he set that up nicely
