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    • J
      Jett129
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      A woman calls up the newspaper and says I’d like to place an obituary. What would you like it to say he asks? “Sam’s Dead” she says. Well,Miss we have a 5 word minimum for obituaries.she says OK…Buick For Sale!

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        https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cdxjw0v4kn2o

        "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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          Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind.

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            A woman brings her bird to the Vet. He listens to the birds chest and says..."Lady your bird's dead! She replies...How can you be so sure you didn't do any tests?" He goes and gets a Labrador. The dog sniffs the bird up and down,shakes his head and walks out. He gets a cat,Fluffy sniffs the bird up and down,Meows and walks out. The Vet goes to the computer, prints out a bill and hands it to her. She says $250 to tell me my bird's DEAD!!! To which he replies..."Lady it was gonna be $20 when you came in here but...You got the Cat scan and you got the Lab report. I can work clean. This joke guaranteed Not to get you cancelled.

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            • scooterS
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              Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind.

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              • MattM
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                  Jett129
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                  Great delivery.

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                  • endoE
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                    si tacuisses

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                    • BridgerB
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                      • endoE
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                        https://www.instagram.com/dagsson/

                        si tacuisses

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                        • endoE
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                          @Matt I guess you'll like most of his work. He's from Iceland.

                          si tacuisses

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                            Another Josh Johnson clip.

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                            • BridgerB
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                              I really dig Josh. He has great timing / pacing. I like how he works the details and paints the picture. He's a funny storyteller.

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                              • GilesG
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                                The Royal Family are said to be devastated after Prince Andrew’s car crash next Wednesday.

                                "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                                • MattM
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                                  Hahahahahah

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                                    If he survives I’m sure he’ll “hang himself” in prison.

                                    Actually I wonder where a royal would be imprisoned. Does Buckingham Palace have a dungeon?

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                                    • goosehdG
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                                      @Matt Used to be the Tower of London.

                                      “Not all of us can do great things. But we can do small things with great love.”

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                                      • EdHE
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                                        Take the dive...

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                                            Jett129
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                                            @Bridger Really great,and when he says….The next day. I lost it.

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