Haiku, limericks, and other poetry

[mclaincausey]

Are you fucking nuts?
No one needs denim that weighs
Twenty-five ounces!

Iron Heart is great.
Haraki is our prophet.
Heaviest is best.

You think Imelda
Has quite a shoe collection?
"Not so fast!" says Giles.

I used to like pork.
Then I met this guy Eli.
I'll have the steak please.

Madam Buttonfly
Has the hardest job ever:
Keeping Giles in line

I love this damn shirt.
But I spilled gravy on it.
Wabi sabi bro.

She put out that night.
But before we went to bed,
she put out that light.

Where was I last night?
I'm afraid I can't recall.
Did I miss something?

[Giles]

[irishexpat]

Jeez, who can follow those?

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[derivative666]

Love this one!!!

"I love this damn shirt.
But I spilled gravy on it.
Wabi sabi bro."

@mclain you have way too much time on your hands, need to get a hobby bro!

[mclaincausey]

Haha this all started from "Arbitrary Haiku Day" on Facebook.

[RocknRoll]

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[seawolf]

I wrote this SPAMku when I was 14.

Beautiful pinkness
clear jelly between my toes
and then come the socks

[Fergz]

To discern is to break in and fade
Like the turn of the steel on a lathe
Though wearing selvedge ain't science
Nor metallurgical appliance
More who, where, how when was it made!

[mclaincausey]

For your Valentine's Day reading pleasure:

Ninety-nine problems…
OK make that a hundred...
...and now I've lost count

[T4920]

I've been writing daily Haiku for the last few months, as a form of journalling and collecting my feelings/thoughts..

I won't share anything too personal here, but here are some on-topic ones that came to me just now..

Heavyweight denim
The kind that makes your legs bleed
Where do I sign up?

Dreaming of cold days
Kept warm by triple denim
I'll wear it with pride

Far too many shirts
Really don't need another
That Hickory though...

Last one is for you @ARNC