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    • derivative666D
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      This thread has been detailed by Brody & co.  Time to get back to the topic at hand

      "Obstacles are stepping-stones That guide us to our goals"

      "honorable mention to the bearded giant aka derivative666 for being a stand up dude & not changing with the seasons since i've been around these parts" Monday

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      • ohighyoO
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        To be quite honest, this thread should have ended on your probably unbeatable anal home sex tape story.

        Slipping gradually into senility

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        • derivative666D
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          Your probably right. It is quite funny though  when it comes up during dinner conversation from time to time.

          "Obstacles are stepping-stones That guide us to our goals"

          "honorable mention to the bearded giant aka derivative666 for being a stand up dude & not changing with the seasons since i've been around these parts" Monday

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          • mclaincauseyM
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            I'll keep that story about a Lima beam to myself…

            Think it, be it.

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            • bagley920B
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              This thread is epic already!

              If I am not I, who will be? -Henry David Thoreau

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              • Finn666F
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                this thread should be a sticky…cracking the fuck up 😉 thanks guys!

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                • ArabitA
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                  I was circumcised when I was 12. They put a tower over my head and injected me with the first anesthesia. Well it didn't work so they had to inject me again. Then the doctor went up and smacked my ding dong ( a few flicks) to anger the beast that was dormant. Then I felt some weird sensation which turned out to be scissors going around my dick, holy fuck I teared up. Then they stitched me up and I was glad that shit was over.

                  Post circumcision, I had a fucking tomato down there and I could not wear pants.  I had to walk with open legs and worst of all, the pain when you pee… Oh God. My free throw percentage in the toilet was around 10%

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                  • derivative666D
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                    Sounds very similar to when I got a Prince Albert piercing

                    "Obstacles are stepping-stones That guide us to our goals"

                    "honorable mention to the bearded giant aka derivative666 for being a stand up dude & not changing with the seasons since i've been around these parts" Monday

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                    • bagley920B
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                      What possessed you to pierce your dick???!!!

                      If I am not I, who will be? -Henry David Thoreau

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                      • derivative666D
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                        Very spur of the moment a girl I was hanging out with got her hood pierced then said why dont you get a PA. My response was fuckit sure why not. The pain wasnt terrible the only uncomfortable part was when they put a metal cylinder into my urethera so they could pierce me. The next day I was in a bowl at a skate park came out and was like why am I sweating so much?  I wasn't I was soaked with blood. That night I cried myself to sleep. Next morning I was fine. Peeing for the 1st time was interesting. I would imagine it would like having the clap. I was pissing fire.

                        "Obstacles are stepping-stones That guide us to our goals"

                        "honorable mention to the bearded giant aka derivative666 for being a stand up dude & not changing with the seasons since i've been around these parts" Monday

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                        • ChrisC
                          Chris
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                          Unless it's a doctor cutting out a tumor, nobody is going near my wang with anything metal.  I'm not interested in any sort of after market mods to that piece of equipment.

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                          • Megatron1505M
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                            I'm waiting to hear from Urb and MikeC….... surely you guys have things to confess  😶

                            Made in England, clothed in Japan, fed in America and drunk in Belgium !

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                            • SeulS
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                              I plea the fifth…

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                              • derivative666D
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                                Seul tell them about that experience you had with tranny 3 years ago in Bangkok???

                                "Obstacles are stepping-stones That guide us to our goals"

                                "honorable mention to the bearded giant aka derivative666 for being a stand up dude & not changing with the seasons since i've been around these parts" Monday

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                                • SeulS
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                                  Yeah your dad 's big surprise really ruined the night for me…

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                                  • derivative666D
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                                    Paging Dr. Zhivago I wanna hear from the wildman!

                                    "Obstacles are stepping-stones That guide us to our goals"

                                    "honorable mention to the bearded giant aka derivative666 for being a stand up dude & not changing with the seasons since i've been around these parts" Monday

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                                    • derivative666D
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                                      @Seul:

                                      Yeah your dad 's big surprise really ruined the night for me…

                                      lol

                                      "Obstacles are stepping-stones That guide us to our goals"

                                      "honorable mention to the bearded giant aka derivative666 for being a stand up dude & not changing with the seasons since i've been around these parts" Monday

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                                      • simoncS
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                                        i cannot contribute - well there was this one time with a super fit actress I stumbled in on while she was getting fitted for a costume with three hot wardrobe girls - but that was just disgusting.

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                                        • GilesG
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                                          BUMP

                                          "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                                          • D
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                                            really funny stuff guys, sadly since we are on a public forum I will (can) not confess anything of davito's adventures, its a bit too sensitive 😠 😶 some friends have tried to encourage me writing a blog or even a book about my experiences 😉 hmmm we will see…but it will come under a complete different pseudonym if ever 😛 but pm me if interested having a chat  😉

                                            Cheers,
                                            David

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