The Iron Heart Baltimore Bash - September 18, 19 & 20, 2026

[Tago Mago]

@Matt I can't/won't attend Matt's Baltimore Extravaganza, unfortunately. When will these be available online after the meet? Also, I have never owned an IH t-shirt, but I wear everything from XL to tag 38, and am a size 28 in Shoes Like Pottery. So my question is: who's going to win the Super Bowl and why is a banana curved?

[goosehd]

Bananas are curved as they represent the bell curve of stupidity. Some are at the mean of the curve…

[hajduk]

@Matt Mais que se passe t-il?!🥹

[goosehd]

voulez vous coucher avec moi

[hajduk]

@goosehd Tu viens en famille ou solo sur Baltimore?

[Tago Mago]

@hajduk play your cards right and he'll leave the family at home

[goosehd]

@hajduk with

[hajduk]

@goosehd Thanks God!‍

[hajduk]

@Tago-Mago said in The Iron Heart Baltimore Bash - September 18, 19 & 20, 2026 (This Year):

@hajduk play your cards right and he'll leave the family at home
I will share one AirBnB with @Endo! I am good i think!

[Tago Mago]

@hajduk the more the merrier

[goosehd]

@hajduk

[goosehd]

@Tago-Mago I am bringing the jumbo size bottle of baby oil…

[Matt]

I will not be responding to any inquiries stated in French. Likely not in English either. Maybe Esperanto.

[Tago Mago]

@Matt Mi ne povas/ne ĉeestos la Baltimore-ekstravagancon de Matt, bedaŭrinde. Kiam ĉi tiuj estos disponeblaj interrete post la renkontiĝo? Ankaŭ mi neniam posedis IH-t-ĉemizon, sed mi portas ĉion de XL ĝis etikedo 38, kaj mi havas ŝuograndon 28 en Shoes Like Pottery. Do mia demando estas: kiu gajnos la Super Bowl, kaj kial banano estas kurba?

[hajduk]

@Matt
Mon Matt! 🫦
You forgot? In a taxi! Portsmouth! Years ago...You showed me your large tattoo on your lower stomach, written in... French

[Matt]

I did forget that. What a fun memory.

[Anesthetist]

Against all odds, we closed early on our new house, sold our current in less than a week, and the buyers wanted a quick close. We are almost done with our move so I have been granted permission (actually told I’m going) to be in Baltimore. It’s been a real fucking rollercoaster this year, so I cant wait.

[sabergirl]

Ohh hell yeah, @Anesthetist !! Congrats. And this is great news.

[Oaktavia]

@Anesthetist great news indeed congrats man

[DaelMartinez]