Parenting

[Matt]

Gosport is lovely.

[Tago Mago]

@Matt you didn't bring the kids though

[Matt]

That’s why it was lovely.

[scarfmace]

@Matt

[endo]

@scarfmace said in Parenting:

Any advice? Europe based please

Disney Paris? expensive though, and ... well, Disney

[scarfmace]

@endo I feel they are a bit too young for the whole disney experience, they are 5 and 7

[Matt]

5 and 7? Metro. They’ll love it and it’s cheap. Doesn’t matter where it’s going. Then a candy shop. They’ll talk about the trip for years.

[endo]

@scarfmace said in Parenting:

they are 5 and 7

watch Frozen with them and they'll be thrilled there

[Matt]

Ooh, watch Ratatouille then show them the relative landmarks. They’ll explode.

Side note… the Ratatouille rode at Disney World is off the chain.

[endo]

@Matt said in Parenting:

the Ratatouille rode at Disney World is off the chain

I almost puked

[Matt]

Yeah it was great.

[scarfmace]

looks like I might pop back over to Marokko and go visit the Sahara, build some sand castles

[Brian]

Boys been off school today as his front teeth are coming through woke us all up at 2am and that was him awake till 5 pm
To say we are all shattered is an understatement not to mention the extortionate cost of a tooth fairy these days

[Matt]

[GraemeE]

@Matt true

[EdH]

How to get those sick knee fades:
Step 1: acquire baby
Step 2: put on jeans
Step 3: teach the baby acquired in Step 1 to walk

[T4920]

@EdH nice socks

[ARNC]

@EdH Step 4: try to hide the indigo stripes on the carpet?

Also wondering if there’s a potential market in hiring out babies to slow faders.

[EdH]

@ARNC Or a market in fading jeans for people who don’t have a reason to get on their knees very often?

[jerkules]

@EdH I blew through the knees of so many pairs during this phase. Also the next parenting phase of parks and softplays does wonders for fading jeans