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    chillmonroe
    Haraki san Student
    @GraemeE
    Joined: 6 Sept 2023

    @GraemeE man, I look forward to the day my little guys are self sufficient enough to even babysit themselves with TV while we sleep in. We’re still in the crack of dawn, get their little asses up, wipe those asses, and try to feed them while getting screamed at for giving them a blue bowl instead of a yellow one phase

    “The root of all suffering is the giving of fucks”

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      GraemeE
      @chillmonroe
      Joined: 18 Sept 2022

      @chillmonroe typically one of us still has to be "up" ( turns out 5 year olds have shitty judgment/impulse control if left to their own) but if we can stream a show we can be in zombie mode with tea or coffee until we actually wake up

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        chillmonroe
        Haraki san Student
        @GraemeE
        Joined: 6 Sept 2023

        @GraemeE ah. Yeah we do that for sure. Four and two year old here. Although the oldest requires Transformers (from the 1980s only, dad win right there) and the youngest requires Ms Rachel. So we either set em up in different rooms or put Transformers on the big screen and give the little one the phone while we make breakfast and caffeinate

        “The root of all suffering is the giving of fucks”

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          GraemeE
          @chillmonroe
          Joined: 18 Sept 2022

          @chillmonroe said in Parenting:

          Ms Rachel

          Simultaneously the best and the worst

          Works like a tranquilizer dart though

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            Matt
            見習いボス
            Joined: 4 Oct 2011

            I miss watching Sprout with the kids. I don’t think it’s still Sprout but those shows had the cutest hosts...

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              chillmonroe
              Haraki san Student
              Joined: 6 Sept 2023

              Tryna get these boys off the TV now the weather’s warming up a bit. There’s a little lake in our backyard and we have a paddle boat. Took it out with my little homie yesterday, first time of the year. Gonna get out there again here in a bit. Good times 🤙

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              “The root of all suffering is the giving of fucks”

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                GraemeE
                @Matt
                Joined: 18 Sept 2022

                @Matt I'm noticing a trend here

                First Caillous mom and now this

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                  Matt
                  見習いボス
                  Joined: 4 Oct 2011

                  I stand by what I said.

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                    GraemeE
                    Joined: 18 Sept 2022

                    @Oaktavia

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                      Oaktavia
                      見習いボス
                      @GraemeE
                      Joined: 12 Jun 2019

                      @GraemeE hahaha due date is September 24th!

                      IG: electricindigowizard

                      "Possibly splitting hairs, but I consider @Oaktavia to be the beardy, dank High Magus of this denim game…" @neph93

                      WTB: IHJ-72- XL/XXL

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                        Brian
                        @Oaktavia
                        Joined: 24 Nov 2022

                        @Oaktavia
                        That gives us months of convincing you to get sleep and how to do everything you shouldn’t do 😀

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                          goosehd
                          Mod Squad
                          Joined: 8 Apr 2016

                          Everything you think you know is wrong, everything everyone tells you is wrong, at some point your kids will gladly tell you you’re wrong.

                          It’s not bad though, except for the sleep. I never knew what tired was until we had them.

                          "I don't give a shit what anyone else is doing, we will do what is best for us and our customers" - Giles P. :)

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                            Brian
                            Joined: 24 Nov 2022

                            Another top tip if they offer parenting classes over there don’t book it in for just before the due date just in case, Jacob decided to pop out 6 weeks earlier than was due and the classes were booked for 3 weeks before the due date

                            Flying by the seat of our pants we were

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                              chillmonroe
                              Haraki san Student
                              @Oaktavia
                              Joined: 6 Sept 2023

                              @Oaktavia congrats dude!

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                              “The root of all suffering is the giving of fucks”

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                                Oaktavia
                                見習いボス
                                @Brian
                                Joined: 12 Jun 2019

                                @Brian oh wow! We have our classes booked to start in May and into June...I can't remember how long they go but they are well before the due date.

                                @goosehd I'm hoping that raising two crazy golden retriever puppies a few years ago gave me at least some insight as to what this monumental part of my life may be like.

                                IG: electricindigowizard

                                "Possibly splitting hairs, but I consider @Oaktavia to be the beardy, dank High Magus of this denim game…" @neph93

                                WTB: IHJ-72- XL/XXL

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                                  goosehd
                                  Mod Squad
                                  @Oaktavia
                                  Joined: 8 Apr 2016

                                  @Oaktavia nope…not even close 😂

                                  "I don't give a shit what anyone else is doing, we will do what is best for us and our customers" - Giles P. :)

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                                    Oaktavia
                                    見習いボス
                                    @goosehd
                                    Joined: 12 Jun 2019

                                    @goosehd LOL

                                    IG: electricindigowizard

                                    "Possibly splitting hairs, but I consider @Oaktavia to be the beardy, dank High Magus of this denim game…" @neph93

                                    WTB: IHJ-72- XL/XXL

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                                      Tago Mago
                                      Mod Squad
                                      @Oaktavia
                                      Joined: 16 Jan 2021

                                      @Oaktavia can't beat Sep 21 😉

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                                        Oaktavia
                                        見習いボス
                                        @Tago Mago
                                        Joined: 12 Jun 2019

                                        @Tago-Mago I was just thinking the nice thing about our due date window of 9/20-26 is it was during the same time I was in Europe last year. At work, I was able to establish myself to all the new 6th grade students for the first five or six weeks before I was out. It's a good time line...

                                        IG: electricindigowizard

                                        "Possibly splitting hairs, but I consider @Oaktavia to be the beardy, dank High Magus of this denim game…" @neph93

                                        WTB: IHJ-72- XL/XXL

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                                          Tago Mago
                                          Mod Squad
                                          Joined: 16 Jan 2021

                                          There's a bit by a German comedian (yes yes, I know...) talking about how stupid kids always have stupid parents. So you definitely don't have to worry about that part @Oaktavia

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