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      In the fake tree cartoon the tip is Pi/3.14 which I thought was pretty clever.

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          @Jett129 Can you find the video from the comedian who had the bit about eating all the food on his plate as a kid. I think the link you posted is has been removed

          "It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt."

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            @scarfmace I would like to help you out,but I have zero recollection as to who that might have been.

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                My 13 yr old nephew has one of those stupid broccoli head haircuts the kids have now. They’ve been fighting with him to cut it but he’s standing is ground. On my way out to the car I texted them this…

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                  “The one thing women don’t want to find in their stockings on Christmas morning is their husband.” – Joan Rivers.

                  si tacuisses

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                    @endo My mother hated me she would always say why can’t you be more like your sister…She died at birth!…Joan Rivers

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                      Watching new Nate Bargatze on Netflix.

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                        @Matt Got about half way through and bailed. The audience seemed to be enjoying it.

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                          Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind.

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                            Katie and I love Nate Bargatze.

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                              Never could understand Nate Bargatze’s mass appeal.

                              In the easy chair with my boots on, melted whiskey in my hand. Could'na been asleep for more than three hours...time to go to work again...

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                                @Mizmazzle I’m with you on that one,and I’ve watched all of his specials and I genuinely want to like him,but I don’t find him funny. It’s not that I think he’s devoid of comedic talent,but I anxiously wait for the punchline and it’s humorous,just not brilliant.

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                                  @Jett129 yeah. He just plays up how “stupid” he is as a way to set up a premise. Which is fine. I can see why maybe he appeals to families with his takes on domestic life. But just doesn’t do it for me personally.

                                  By all accounts from other comedians he’s an awesome dude who is well loved.

                                  In the easy chair with my boots on, melted whiskey in my hand. Could'na been asleep for more than three hours...time to go to work again...

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                                        Can we vote on this? 🙋‍♂️

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                                          @Matt With stories like this coming out, are you sure you want people voting:

                                          Two men found dead while searching for Bigfoot

                                          "I don't give a shit what anyone else is doing, we will do what is best for us and our customers" - Giles P. :)

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                                            @Matt said in That's Jokes:

                                            Can we vote on this? 🙋‍♂️

                                            Right? Don't threaten us with a good time, Denmark!

                                            “Good design is actually a lot harder to notice than poor design, in part because good designs fit our needs so well that the design is invisible” - Don Norman

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