• Home
  • Recent
  • Calendar
  • Register
  • Login
  • Home
  • Recent
  • Calendar
  • Register
  • Login
Iron Heart Forum
Iron Heart Forum

Iron Heart Fall/Winter 2025 Live Reveal - Thursday 12th of June at 1700BST

Random Rants

General Chat
400
13.2k
4.3m
Loading More Posts
  • Oldest to Newest
  • Newest to Oldest
  • Most Votes
Reply
  • Reply as topic
Log in to reply
This topic has been deleted. Only users with topic management privileges can see it.
  • G
    Graeme
    啓蒙家
    @mclaincausey
    Joined: 30 Mar 2012

    @mclaincausey and how well did that cost-cutting approach maximise shareholder value at Twitter/X? 😆

    I heard an argument that cutting public sector costs will be harder for Musk and DOGE because the sacked employees will remain on the government's books as social security recipients.

    last edited by 14 Dec 2024, 04:44 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 1
    • M
      mclaincausey
      見習いボス
      Joined: 12 Apr 2013

      Well they want to cut that too even though we paid into it. One of the ideas floated by Vivek was to base the firings on social security number prefixes and suffixes. That is an incredibly braindead idea for obvious reasons I won’t get into.

      These are not serious people.

      Think it, be it.

      last edited by 14 Dec 2024, 13:46 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 1
      • G
        Giles
        IHUK Crew
        Joined: 22 Sept 2009

        So tomorrow for lunch, we have a couple coming. One of who is vegan, and the other other who does not eat spicy.

        And Christmas, we have some of my French family coming for a few days. One of the kids is vegetarian, and her partner eats nothing with Eyes.

        FFS....

        "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

        last edited by 16 Dec 2024, 17:11 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 3
        • T
          Tago Mago
          Mod Squad
          Joined: 16 Jan 2021

          last edited by 16 Dec 2024, 17:19 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 2
          • G
            Giles
            IHUK Crew
            Joined: 22 Sept 2009

            @Mister_Brue said in Random Rants:

            eats nothing with Eyes.

            Wtf?

            As my bother, who surprisingly, is a little less tolerant than me, said, "well that rules out fucking potatoes too...."

            "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

            last edited by 16 Dec 2024, 17:21 A P 2 Replies Last reply 16 Dec 2024, 18:33 Reply Quote 3
            • M
              mclaincausey
              見習いボス
              Joined: 12 Apr 2013

              It seems really inhumane to gouge the eyes out of an animal before you harvest it

              Think it, be it.

              last edited by 16 Dec 2024, 17:51 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 4
              • A
                ARNC
                啓蒙家
                @Giles
                Joined: 13 Dec 2020

                @Giles I prefer to eat potatoes!

                Also “eats nothing with eyes” could be fixed by modifying the guest rather than the menu - not a recommendation, just an observation - and picking up from @mclaincausey it could be the more humane option!

                “Every day that you survive you get a free sunset“

                last edited by 16 Dec 2024, 18:33 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 1
                • M
                  Mizmazzle
                  見習いボス
                  Joined: 29 Jun 2021

                  Middle school kids the week before Christmas break!! 😡😡😡😡

                  In the easy chair with my boots on, melted whiskey in my hand. Could'na been asleep for more than three hours...time to go to work again...

                  last edited by 16 Dec 2024, 20:16 S 1 Reply Last reply 16 Dec 2024, 21:43 Reply Quote 0
                  • S
                    SKT
                    見習いボス
                    @Mizmazzle
                    Joined: 26 Aug 2019

                    @Mizmazzle I feel this pain albeit in a different way. Good luck this week!

                    last edited by 16 Dec 2024, 21:43 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
                    • M
                      Mizmazzle
                      見習いボス
                      Joined: 29 Jun 2021

                      @Mister_Brue I had to kind of go off on a kid today. Always makes me feel bad. But its been bonkers school wide! Come Friday the whole place may be in rubble.

                      @SKT I clock out at 3:45...right about the time you're clocking in!! 🤣 🤣

                      In the easy chair with my boots on, melted whiskey in my hand. Could'na been asleep for more than three hours...time to go to work again...

                      last edited by 16 Dec 2024, 21:56 S 1 Reply Last reply 16 Dec 2024, 21:59 Reply Quote 0
                      • S
                        SKT
                        見習いボス
                        @Mizmazzle
                        Joined: 26 Aug 2019

                        @Mizmazzle dude I’m gonna clock right into a beer after they get home.

                        last edited by 16 Dec 2024, 21:59 M 1 Reply Last reply 16 Dec 2024, 22:18 Reply Quote 0
                        • M
                          Mizmazzle
                          見習いボス
                          @SKT
                          Joined: 29 Jun 2021

                          @SKT Sounds like you been "dadding" for awhile to pull a pro move like that! Maybe I'll try that tomorrow morning myself!

                          In the easy chair with my boots on, melted whiskey in my hand. Could'na been asleep for more than three hours...time to go to work again...

                          last edited by 16 Dec 2024, 22:18 S 1 Reply Last reply 16 Dec 2024, 22:35 Reply Quote 0
                          • S
                            SKT
                            見習いボス
                            @Mizmazzle
                            Joined: 26 Aug 2019

                            @Mizmazzle better clear that with admin! My boss is totally fine with it

                            last edited by 16 Dec 2024, 22:35 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
                            • P
                              pechelman
                              啓蒙家
                              @Giles
                              Joined: 24 Jan 2022

                              @Giles honestly was thinking you should make food along what he's thinking; potatoe and black eyed peas and whatever else you can think of. Maybe strawberries for dessert. Or make cupcakes that have one single eye on them.

                              last edited by 16 Dec 2024, 22:41 T 1 Reply Last reply 16 Dec 2024, 22:53 Reply Quote 1
                              • G
                                Giles
                                IHUK Crew
                                Joined: 22 Sept 2009

                                My brother suggested eyeball pasta:

                                image.png

                                "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

                                last edited by 16 Dec 2024, 22:42 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 6
                                • T
                                  Tago Mago
                                  Mod Squad
                                  @pechelman
                                  Joined: 16 Jan 2021

                                  @pechelman I’m sure @goosehd can help out with a cupcake recipe

                                  last edited by 16 Dec 2024, 22:53 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 1
                                  • dwaynelumD
                                    dwaynelum
                                    Joined: 14 Jun 2024

                                    Smoking some pork shoulder on this rainy PNW evening and look at my phone to see a UPS notification that my recent Friday morning order shipped. I thought the IHUK elves were making merry in Gosport. Apparently they care more about their patrons than taking a well deserved break. Not expected, but thank you guys!!! And Merry Christmas to you all.

                                    last edited by 24 Dec 2024, 02:28 M 1 Reply Last reply 24 Dec 2024, 03:01 Reply Quote 1
                                    • M
                                      Mizmazzle
                                      見習いボス
                                      @dwaynelum
                                      Joined: 29 Jun 2021

                                      @dwaynelum I can’t tell if you’re ranting about the IHUK elves working tirelessly without break or the annoying fact that UPS tracking came through flawlessly and now can’t curse their ineptitude!! Haha

                                      Either way!! Feliz Navidad. Hope the smoked meats are falling off the bone!!

                                      In the easy chair with my boots on, melted whiskey in my hand. Could'na been asleep for more than three hours...time to go to work again...

                                      last edited by Mizmazzle 24 Dec 2024, 03:01 dwaynelumD 1 Reply Last reply 24 Dec 2024, 17:01 Reply Quote 0
                                      • Walery SmirnoffW
                                        Walery Smirnoff
                                        The Unwoven
                                        Joined: 15 May 2023

                                        Guys, I wish everyone a Merry Christmas!
                                        20241212_205526.jpg
                                        20241216_182342.jpg

                                        last edited by 24 Dec 2024, 10:21 goosehdG M popvultureP 3 Replies Last reply 24 Dec 2024, 12:42 Reply Quote 10
                                        • goosehdG
                                          goosehd
                                          Mod Squad
                                          @Walery Smirnoff
                                          Joined: 8 Apr 2016

                                          @Walery-Smirnoff …and the same to you! Best wishes in the new year and may there be peace on earth and good will to all.

                                          "I don't give a shit what anyone else is doing, we will do what is best for us and our customers" - Giles P. :)

                                          last edited by 24 Dec 2024, 12:42 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 2
                                          • First post
                                            Last post
                                          Copyright Iron Heart 2022.