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    Jett129
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    @CosmoSix5
    Joined: 17 Aug 2011

    @CosmoSix5 That was great as was everything else he did. Are you,at all,familiar with Mitch Herberg? He didn’t like telling long stories that ended with a joke,instead he just told you things that he found amusing like …An escalator can not be broken it can only be stairs. My friend said this is a picture of me when I was younger,I said every picture of you is when you were younger. Some of his observations reminded me of Mitch. He died quite young,and a few of today’s comedians,such as John Mulaney,site him as an influence. Check him out on YouTube.

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      scooter
      啓蒙家
      Joined: 26 Dec 2015

      Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind.

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        CosmoSix5
        Haraki san Prodigy
        Joined: 4 Sept 2023

        Why can't Smokey Bear and his wife have kids?

        Every time she gets hot he smacks her with a shovel.
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        John 1 1-3 ❤️♥️❤️♥️

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          flannel slut
          Raw and Unwashed
          Joined: 21 Feb 2022

          You’re playing for the club championship. After 17 holes you and your opponent are dead even. You have the honors off the 18th tee. You hit your drive down the middle of the fairway 280 yards. Your opponent goes straight right into the woods. You help him look for the ball for about 10 minutes. Finally he says, “why don’t you go and hit your second shot, I’ll look for my ball for a couple more minutes and if I don’t find it, I’ll go back and tee up again”. You go out to the fairway and hit your second shot. It’s perfect. Lands about 10 feet from the pin. Just as your ball hits the green; from out in the woods you hear “FOUND IT”. The ball comes flying out of the woods and falls about 2 inches from the pin for a gimmie.
          Here’s the dilemma.
          Do you take the cheating bastards ball out of your pocket? And confront him with it? Or do you just keep your mouth shut?

          last edited by flannel slut 31 Aug 2024, 02:59 J 1 Reply Last reply 31 Aug 2024, 03:15 Reply Quote 1
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            Jett129
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            @flannel slut
            Joined: 17 Aug 2011

            @flannel-slut Isn’t the punchline the funny answer to the question. Similar joke. Years ago. You see Osama Bin Laden clinging to a tree branch in a raging river. You can go for help and risk missing out on taking a prize winning picture. The question is what lens do you use? Or something like that.

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              endo
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              Joined: 29 May 2020

              "Mum, today at school we all put our dicks on the table and mine was the longest."
              "Comes as no surprise, Alfred, you are the teacher."

              si tacuisses

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                Brian
                @endo
                Joined: 24 Nov 2022

                @endo 😂😂😂😂😂

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                  Moty
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                  Joined: 5 Feb 2020

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                  Courage is resistance to fear, it is mastery of fear, not absence of fear

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                    Moty
                    Raw and Unwashed
                    Joined: 5 Feb 2020

                    Hope it´s still OK;-)
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                    Courage is resistance to fear, it is mastery of fear, not absence of fear

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                      endo
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                      Joined: 29 May 2020

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                      si tacuisses

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                        Jett129
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                        Joined: 17 Aug 2011

                        One of my all time favorites.

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                          Moty
                          Raw and Unwashed
                          Joined: 5 Feb 2020

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                          Courage is resistance to fear, it is mastery of fear, not absence of fear

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                            endo
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                            Joined: 29 May 2020

                            Finally someone who appreciates this dumb Oasis joke 😁 @Mizmazzle. Don‘t like them at all, never did, don‘t get the reunion hype.

                            si tacuisses

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                              Mizmazzle
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                              @endo
                              Joined: 29 Jun 2021

                              @endo haha. I’m actually a bit surprised at all the adoration they get around these parts! Bunch a whiny cunts!! (The band not our beloved forum friends haha)

                              In the easy chair with my boots on, melted whiskey in my hand. Could'na been asleep for more than three hours...time to go to work again...

                              last edited by Mizmazzle 18 Sept 2024, 20:48 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
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                                endo
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                                Joined: 29 May 2020

                                My man 👍

                                si tacuisses

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                                  tody
                                  啓蒙家
                                  Joined: 24 Feb 2021

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                                    DeeDee85
                                    啓蒙家
                                    @tody
                                    Joined: 5 Jun 2023

                                    @tody took me a minute 😂

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                                      T4920
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                                      Joined: 27 Apr 2022

                                      This satirical article made me chuckle...

                                      https://thehardtimes.net/blog/how-to-support-your-friend-during-their-raw-denim-phase/

                                      “𝑁𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑟 𝑙𝑒𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑓𝑢𝑡𝑢𝑟𝑒 𝑑𝑖𝑠𝑡𝑢𝑟𝑏 𝑦𝑜𝑢. 𝑌𝑜𝑢 𝑤𝑖𝑙𝑙 𝑚𝑒𝑒𝑡 𝑖𝑡, 𝑖𝑓 𝑦𝑜𝑢 ℎ𝑎𝑣𝑒 𝑡𝑜, 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑠𝑎𝑚𝑒 𝑤𝑒𝑎𝑝𝑜𝑛𝑠 𝑜𝑓 𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑠𝑜𝑛 𝑤ℎ𝑖𝑐ℎ 𝑡𝑜𝑑𝑎𝑦 𝑎𝑟𝑚 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑎𝑔𝑎𝑖𝑛𝑠𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑝𝑟𝑒𝑠𝑒𝑛𝑡.”

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                                        Tago Mago
                                        Mod Squad
                                        @T4920
                                        Joined: 16 Jan 2021

                                        @T4920 I really like the look of your denim, and I barely noticed the smell on our shared coach journey

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                                          Mizmazzle
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                                          @T4920
                                          Joined: 29 Jun 2021

                                          @T4920 " whacking off to “Fade of the Day” forums all night"

                                          "Raw denim is a phenomenon that captures the hearts of millions of quarter-lifers every year who want to cosplay as a 1950s greaser"

                                          haha...some gems in this read for sure!!

                                          In the easy chair with my boots on, melted whiskey in my hand. Could'na been asleep for more than three hours...time to go to work again...

                                          last edited by Mizmazzle 10 Aug 2024, 19:04 8 Oct 2024, 18:59 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 1
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