Random questions to which you seek an answer

[Giles]

Yeah, I managed to find a load at a local market (we live in a Naval town, so all sorts of interesting stuff can be found). I think from memory, I either sold them as a pair or sewn onto purchased shirts......

[SKT]

What is the correct number of UHF’s one person should own?

[Tago Mago]

@SKT x+1, where x is the current number of shirts

[SKT]

@Tago-Mago I was afraid this might be the answer

[tody]

@SKT It's not that you didn't know that before. So why bother asking?
Which one are you getting?

[SKT]

@tody ha! I mean I love the slubby and the brown. But I’m afraid if I don’t set a hard and fast limit there will be no end! I’m thinking 7 tops

[Mizmazzle]

@SKT I’m at 9 tops currently. And while I’m positive there will be more down the line, I do somehow feel I’m at a balanced place in the shirt department….now, spring summer collection may have other plans for me…and maybe ol St. Nick will shine some love my way…but I digress.

[Jett129]

@SKT The number that causes your wife to say…One more UHF and I’m leaving you. Either that’s where you stop or say…I’m sure gonna miss you.

[goosehd]

@Jett129

[SKT]

@Jett129 Ha! I think you’ve hit the perfect answer!

[tody]

Or, in the now immortal words of @Matt - 'Will this be a divorce piece?'

[goosehd]

...but just think about how easy it would be to find another partner, especially being a little older, with a fine wardrobe, and a lifetime of baggage and eccentricities

[tody]

Sure, totally easy. There's virtually zero risk of ending up on an online platform chatting with random dudes about clothing. Now wait.... what?

[endo]

@tody said in Random questions to which you seek an answer:

Will this be a divorce piece?'

not an expert on relationship break-ups, but I understand that it's advisable to stay within these limits [n = x (divorce piece) -1]

[goosehd]

I look at the forum as a platform for potential places to crash (couches and spare bedrooms) around the world for when these UHF and any other items comes up for discussion.

[AdamJ]

@goosehd my spare room is going cheap

[goosehd]

@AdamJ ...noted

[Matt]

It’s definitely my safety net.

[endo]

here we are

[Matt]

You just want me to bring the dog.