Crocs

[Matt]

[SKT]

She’s not wrong…

[SKT]

One must resist the urge of the Crocs. The ever downward spiral of choosing comfort over struggle. Or one day, you wake up from a bleak and foggy slumber and look down at your feet and think “what the fuck have I done?” as the terrified screams of your family and friends rise to a gruesome crescendo.

Or something like that…(as I look down at my Croc encased feet).

[SKT]

Also I’m in car line waiting to pick up my kid so I had extra time to spew this gibberish

[Matt]

Very dramatic. Crocs deserve no less.

[SKT]

Damn straight

[popvulture]

I mean if you're gonna step in some shit, might as well make it rainbow sherbert! I was thinking of getting the sorta minty green ones as a plus-up to my standard black ones. I think the color is celery or something.

[SKT]

@popvulture the “in case I step in shit” shoes. Chef’s kiss

[popvulture]

Bah I think they did away with that color. Sad. But did y'all see the Shrek ones? Loooooool, I feel like those are maybe the most aggressive Crocs I've ever seen.

[popvulture]

@SKT best part about hose-offable shoes!

[Matt]

I did see the Shreks and they are intense. I am seriously considering these…

[Matt]

@Tago-Mago

Echo clogs in Sand…

[Oaktavia]

@SKT lmfao

[Matt]

Getchoo some…

[Matt]

I can’t even begin to tell you how comfortable these are.

[Inorganic]

@Matt more comfortable then regular crocs? From the outside they sure look different - but how does the inside differ? Also its fun to see your evolution in the Croc game. Does Croc do collabs? I think a Dog the Bounty Croc Collab would be ah-ma-zing

[Tago Mago]

@Matt I need more time to process this

[endo]

@Matt said in Crocs:

Echo clogs in Sand…

looks like middle aged ninja turtle borrowed Indy‘s slippers

[Matt]

@Inorganic they def do collabs. There’s a Bodega collab out there that I almost got on eBay but the bidding got a little silly so I ducked out.

They’re extra cushy because they have a separate drop in footbed in addition to this crazy sole…

[seashift]

@Matt said in Crocs:

I can’t even begin to tell you how comfortable these are.

They're also making me hungry. I'm craving Cornish pasties now.