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    • goosehdG
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      Since we are on a string of greatest hits:

      Working in Veterinary Medicine has quite a few good stories to share and this is one of my favourites:

      A wife showed up to the hospital to pick up the family dog from having a foreign body removed from its intestines as this can be quite lethal to a dog if it can't be passed naturally. When the wife came to pick up the dog, the normal question was asked: What did the dog eat as she truly had no idea what happened and the husband had taken the dog for the weekend to the hunting camp...

      The surgeon who performed the surgery replied that it was a pair of thong panties, which she replied that's impossible as I don't wear thong panties. The surgeon said well we saved them if you want to see them. He went into the back and pulled out a ziplock baggie with the evidence in hand.

      The end of the story is that she ended up with the house and the dog...for being such a good boy!!

      "I don't give a shit what anyone else is doing, we will do what is best for us and our customers" - Giles P. :)

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      • EdHE
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        @goosehd It started as smalltalk. "What do you do?" led to "I'm an undertaker" to "holy hell, that's unusual", and so on.

        Take the dive...

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        • goosehdG
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          @Matt what do you guys chat about in the shop? Ever share any stories like these?

          "I don't give a shit what anyone else is doing, we will do what is best for us and our customers" - Giles P. :)

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          • SKTS
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            @goosehd Just taking a wild guess here, but I’m thinking it’s mostly just hot, animated moms from kid’s shows small talk.

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            • MattM
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              @goosehd these are exactly the types of things we talk about. Every day.

              Here’s the front of the shop…

              IMG_9266.jpeg

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              • goosehdG
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                @Matt That sir is awesome!!! I'll be there for a walk in on Saturday. Sharpen the razor 🙂

                ...I really wish I could

                "I don't give a shit what anyone else is doing, we will do what is best for us and our customers" - Giles P. :)

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                • Tago MagoT
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                  @Matt are you the explicit content?

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                  • endoE
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                    ... or do you bear it in your bowels?

                    si tacuisses

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                    • goosehdG
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                      @endo I don't think he has room with the pear that's there ripening.

                      "I don't give a shit what anyone else is doing, we will do what is best for us and our customers" - Giles P. :)

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                      • endoE
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                        pears are not very explicit, right

                        si tacuisses

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                        • MattM
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                          The pear is implied.

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                          • SKTS
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                            Happy weekend everyone!

                            IMG_7887.jpeg

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                            • OaktaviaO
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                              @SKT cheers man!

                              IG: electricindigowizard

                              "Possibly splitting hairs, but I consider @Oaktavia to be the beardy, dank High Magus of this denim game…" @neph93

                              WTB: IHJ-32 - XL/XXL

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                              • MattM
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                                Oh yeah. That’s 🔥.

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                                • SKTS
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                                  Cheers fellas!

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                                  • steelworkerS
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                                    @Matt Lucky you. I was mugged by 2 nurses who could have played for the Bruins.

                                    Those are my principles, and if you don't like them…
                                    Well, I have others.

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                                    • steelworkerS
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                                      So, todger- does that mean dick or ass?

                                      Those are my principles, and if you don't like them…
                                      Well, I have others.

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                                      • AdamJA
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                                        @steelworker the former

                                        The devil is in the detail..

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                                        • steelworkerS
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                                          @AdamJ whoa...he ran a light up there

                                          Those are my principles, and if you don't like them…
                                          Well, I have others.

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                                          • EdHE
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                                            @steelworker as was told to me at least!

                                            Take the dive...

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