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    • neph93N
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      @Matt said in Random Rants:

      Don’t forget the feathered hair.

      Any kind of hair is a physical impossibilty and still not the greatest challenge associated with the task at hand.

      “Some of those that work forces
      Are the same that burn crosses”

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      • MizmazzleM
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        @Matt what’s the name for what they become two months before the wedding? I’ve been scouring through the dictionary but can’t seem to get past the letter C

        In the easy chair with my boots on, melted whiskey in my hand. Could'na been asleep for more than three hours...time to go to work again...

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        • goosehdG
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          @Mizmazzle That’s called a warning sign

          "I don't give a shit what anyone else is doing, we will do what is best for us and our customers" - Giles P. :)

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          • MizmazzleM
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            @goosehd 😵‍💫 I feel genuinely nauseous.

            In the easy chair with my boots on, melted whiskey in my hand. Could'na been asleep for more than three hours...time to go to work again...

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            • goosehdG
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              I hope you’re joking, but if you’re not walk away…it will be cheaper now and better for everyone involved in the long run.

              "I don't give a shit what anyone else is doing, we will do what is best for us and our customers" - Giles P. :)

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              • goosehdG
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                I’m sure we’ll have some first hand experience chiming in…

                "I don't give a shit what anyone else is doing, we will do what is best for us and our customers" - Giles P. :)

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                • MizmazzleM
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                  @goosehd well, not joking about the behavior. Partially joking about the nausea. Entirely foreseeing the being wrong for the rest of my life. Haha

                  In the easy chair with my boots on, melted whiskey in my hand. Could'na been asleep for more than three hours...time to go to work again...

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                  • goosehdG
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                    My brother in law joked the same before his wedding, and I warned him…

                    He had 3 kids and was married for about 6-7 years. Things got really messy and it took him about 5-6 years to finalize his divorce. It will take him a lifetime to pay everyone and everything off.

                    "I don't give a shit what anyone else is doing, we will do what is best for us and our customers" - Giles P. :)

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                      @Mizmazzle brother!! It’s a leap of faith. Of course she rules… you wouldn’t be this far along. But it takes work, and you’ll question everything. My wife is the BIGGEST pain in the ass and our marriage is always evolving. But I’m no walk in the park either. And she says she likes me… most of the time.
                      But yea, man. It’s a leap. Only you can know.
                      PS. I was single until I knocked up my wife and we eloped. I was 44 at the time. All in all, best damn happy accident that ever happened to me.

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                        70’s bikers and marriage counseling all on one page. Epic!

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                        • MizmazzleM
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                          @Autorotate thanks for the encouraging words my man. She is an amazing girl. She’s just hyper fixated on all the wedding details and issues with the planners and flowers and money etc. It’s got her bugging out and irrational as hell, which happens to be my own personal issue of limited patience with over reacting. I’m proud to say I’ve stayed calm through 98% of her 7 day tirade. I’m positive there is a pre-wedding clinical condition that takes place in people (brides) that could be cured with high doses of Thorazine.

                          In the easy chair with my boots on, melted whiskey in my hand. Could'na been asleep for more than three hours...time to go to work again...

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                          • MizmazzleM
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                            @goosehd fortunately we both detest children so that won’t be an issue. I love her. She just doesn’t handle stress for shit.

                            In the easy chair with my boots on, melted whiskey in my hand. Could'na been asleep for more than three hours...time to go to work again...

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                            • MizmazzleM
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                              Apologies for high jacking this beautiful shirt’s thread with my pre wedding stress. Talk of demanding wives struck a nerve. But thanks for listening yall when i needed it most!!

                              In the easy chair with my boots on, melted whiskey in my hand. Could'na been asleep for more than three hours...time to go to work again...

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                              • ?
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                                I would worry if wasn’t stressed out at all my man.. since the day they are born they have the ‘perfect’ wedding all planned and figured out so that’s what she’s after! Perfection

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                                • MizmazzleM
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                                  @Heavy_blue you’re right bro. She has a touch of the OCD too and that really exacerbates things. It’s going to be off the charts a rad wedding though. Can’t wait to share pics as y’all know some IH is gonna make it into the big day!! Thanks for listening and sharing your encouragement.

                                  In the easy chair with my boots on, melted whiskey in my hand. Could'na been asleep for more than three hours...time to go to work again...

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                                  • ARNCA
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                                    @Mizmazzle said in Iron Heart X Simmons Bilt Horsehide Western Shirt - The Pale Rider - Natural:

                                    fortunately we both detest children

                                    Not so great in your line of work? Maybe it’s ok if you can give them back at the end of the day 🙂

                                    “Every day that you survive you get a free sunset“

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                                    • MizmazzleM
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                                      @ARNC God has cursed me with a horrible duality. The gift of being able to connect and work with kids on a deep and meaningful level, but also the lack of any desire to be responsible for one on a personal level. Love my students, nieces and nephews. But love my freedom and sanity more. 🤪

                                      In the easy chair with my boots on, melted whiskey in my hand. Could'na been asleep for more than three hours...time to go to work again...

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                                      • ARNCA
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                                        I guess that gives you free reign to develop your wicked uncle persona (but maybe not at work) 😃

                                        “Every day that you survive you get a free sunset“

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                                        • MattM
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                                          @Mizmazzle you’re making smart decisions. Carry on.

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                                          • MizmazzleM
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                                            @Matt thanks man….i think 🥸

                                            In the easy chair with my boots on, melted whiskey in my hand. Could'na been asleep for more than three hours...time to go to work again...

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