Random Rants

[neph93]

@endo it has its good sides for sure. It’s beautifully quiet around town as anyone with access to a cabin (most ethnic Norwegians) is there. It also usually coincides with the first period of warmer weather (3-10C), and the days are already decently long. The cultural/historical hangover is a massive PITA though.

[endo]

Mentally it‘s the end of winter, irrespective of the actual temperature or what‘s still coming.

[neph93]

^true story

[Matt]

So Footloose? @neph93 you need to liberate the town through dance. Why haven’t you done this yet?

[neph93]

@Matt Yes! I can see it now, me gambolling along the high street in Wesco’s, with a bum knee, like a geriatric Fame vignette. An inspiration to all. I’ll get right onto it. Not.

[Matt]

Don’t forget the feathered hair.

[neph93]

@Matt said in Random Rants:

Don’t forget the feathered hair.

Any kind of hair is a physical impossibilty and still not the greatest challenge associated with the task at hand.

[Mizmazzle]

@Matt what’s the name for what they become two months before the wedding? I’ve been scouring through the dictionary but can’t seem to get past the letter C

[goosehd]

@Mizmazzle That’s called a warning sign

[Mizmazzle]

@goosehd ‍ I feel genuinely nauseous.

[goosehd]

I hope you’re joking, but if you’re not walk away…it will be cheaper now and better for everyone involved in the long run.

[goosehd]

I’m sure we’ll have some first hand experience chiming in…

[Mizmazzle]

@goosehd well, not joking about the behavior. Partially joking about the nausea. Entirely foreseeing the being wrong for the rest of my life. Haha

[goosehd]

My brother in law joked the same before his wedding, and I warned him…

He had 3 kids and was married for about 6-7 years. Things got really messy and it took him about 5-6 years to finalize his divorce. It will take him a lifetime to pay everyone and everything off.

[Autorotate]

@Mizmazzle brother!! It’s a leap of faith. Of course she rules… you wouldn’t be this far along. But it takes work, and you’ll question everything. My wife is the BIGGEST pain in the ass and our marriage is always evolving. But I’m no walk in the park either. And she says she likes me… most of the time.
But yea, man. It’s a leap. Only you can know.
PS. I was single until I knocked up my wife and we eloped. I was 44 at the time. All in all, best damn happy accident that ever happened to me.

[Autorotate]

70’s bikers and marriage counseling all on one page. Epic!

[Mizmazzle]

@Autorotate thanks for the encouraging words my man. She is an amazing girl. She’s just hyper fixated on all the wedding details and issues with the planners and flowers and money etc. It’s got her bugging out and irrational as hell, which happens to be my own personal issue of limited patience with over reacting. I’m proud to say I’ve stayed calm through 98% of her 7 day tirade. I’m positive there is a pre-wedding clinical condition that takes place in people (brides) that could be cured with high doses of Thorazine.

[Mizmazzle]

@goosehd fortunately we both detest children so that won’t be an issue. I love her. She just doesn’t handle stress for shit.

[Mizmazzle]

Apologies for high jacking this beautiful shirt’s thread with my pre wedding stress. Talk of demanding wives struck a nerve. But thanks for listening yall when i needed it most!!

[A Former User]

I would worry if wasn’t stressed out at all my man.. since the day they are born they have the ‘perfect’ wedding all planned and figured out so that’s what she’s after! Perfection