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    Giles and Paula's Great Retirement Adventure

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    • GilesG
      Giles
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      The insurance company don't give a shit about the boat, just our ability to avoid writing it, or something more expensive, off…..

      We had planned to pick her up the last week of April, but for complicated reasons (American friends who have been trying to get to see us since 2020 - thanks Covid) we are trying to delay until mid May.

      "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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      • goosehdG
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        You mean like this…

        "I don't give a shit what anyone else is doing, we will do what is best for us and our customers" - Giles P. :)

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        • goosehdG
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          …and two other things:

          1. Clearly the owner did not pay attention to the spec sheet when configuring his thrusters for the boat.

          2. I wonder if he put the fenders down before he docked… 😃 😃 😃

          "I don't give a shit what anyone else is doing, we will do what is best for us and our customers" - Giles P. :)

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          • GilesG
            Giles
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            Just like this, not a million miles from here….Which is what happens when you put the destination into your GPS and don't check whether the straight line goes over land, set the throttle to 30knots, pour a drink and then go down the back and cavort with your mates....

            "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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            • bryaneidins70B
              bryaneidins70
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              @goosehd:

              You mean like this…

              He's just anti fouling it…

              and the boat coming in is going to do some James Bond move and get it back in the water for him.

              'Fail we may…Sail we must'

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              • GilesG
                Giles
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                It's freezing but otherwise perfect, sunny with no wind.  So we thought we'd go for a spin…..

                "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                • steelworkerS
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                  @Giles:

                  It's freezing but otherwise perfect, sunny with no wind.  So we thought we'd go for a spin…..

                  what is this?

                  Those are my principles, and if you don't like them…
                  Well, I have others.

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                  • TwistlockT
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                    Would say a vessel carrying a wind turbine blade.

                    Gesendet von meinem SM-A536B mit Tapatalk

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                    • NikN
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                      Great day for it @Giles and @Madame Buttonfly I was out walking Chicken around Portchester Castle today, might have seen you

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                      • GilesG
                        Giles
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                        Yep, wind turbine blade. They get made on the Island. The vessel is called Blade Runner, which I think is genius…..

                        "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                        • GilesG
                          Giles
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                          In the middle of last year, @Madame Buttonfly  had a go on the current tender.  It is small, underpowered and has a tiller.  Let’s just say, after about 5 minutes she asked me to take the helm, it was not her finest hour.

                          There is, of course, a silver lining in every cloud. I was given permission there and then to significantly up the budget for a tender for SAKURA as long as it had a steering wheel.

                          I got a mail today, it is ready, but they will hold until SAKURA is back in UK.

                          "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                          • Madame ButtonflyM
                            Madame Buttonfly
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                            @Nik Porchester Castle is a fine place for a walk, love it there, and obviously so does Chicken - bless him  🙂

                            AKA Mrs G

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                            • GilesG
                              Giles
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                              Six days in a classroom starts in one hour for me and @Madame Buttonfly - Sometimes (well quite often), I question my sanity….

                              "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                              • KarolK
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                                Sanity?? You abandoned that path when deciding on a boat. On the other hand, a curious person never gets old! Paula and You are working towards immortality 😎

                                Favorite:
                                IH-888S-21 | IH-888-XHSib | IH-805 | IH-729-PUR | IH-555-XHS | IH-555S-25MB
                                IHSH-339-SAX | IHSH-341-BLK | IHSH-293-OD | IHSH-362-BLK | IHSH-409-IB | IHSH-336-OD | IHSB-BIGBUCK-BLK
                                IHV-44-BLK | IHV-02-BLK
                                IHJ-75-BLK | IHJ-79-BLK | IHM-37-ODG

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                                • goosehdG
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                                  Well…how's the class going?  Front of the class or back of the room?

                                  "I don't give a shit what anyone else is doing, we will do what is best for us and our customers" - Giles P. :)

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                                  • GilesG
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                                    This will embarrass @Madame Buttonfly , but Jesus, is she owning this course?  Yesterday, we did the second of two exams, it was on chartwork (Running Fixes, Estimated Position, Dead Reckoning, Course to Steer etc…..) It was long and very hard, but I was confident that I would pass, I knew I would make a few stupid and careless errors, because that is my way.  I finished first and got a "solid work Giles" comment from the instructor, Paula took a bit (well actually a lot  🙂 ) longer, but basically got 100%, she transposed one number by mistake, and her answers were so close to perfect, it really defied belief.  I am so freakin proud of her.  Oh, and in the earlier exam on lights, rules of the road etc, she did better than me too....

                                    We have one more assessment to do today, but we've basically been told we can't fail now.  So we went out for a beer with the instructor after class yesterday.  I bought this....

                                    "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                                    • Jcaz6996J
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                                      That’s amazing well done both hope all goes well today .

                                      The thought of exams/tests literally gives me anxiety. I had to do a Crane slinger/ signaller 3 day course a few years back qualification I needed to work on site erecting Timber Frame houses .Monday was a day in the classroom go over 90 questions along with the answers, Tuesday a day in the yard practical moving objects with the crane that we were going to be tested on, big AC units a oddly weighted motor  and steel beams that part I was pretty confident as I’ve worked with cranes over 6 years but never really needed qualifications before.
                                      Wednesday test day external examiner and I was first to go in and I was shiting it. There was no way I could process 90 questions and answers in that short space of time so I failed I was gutted.
                                      Cost me another £250.00 to retake the exam on top of the £1500  already paid to book it .

                                      I remember I Revised all over the Christmas period and returned in January to resit the test and thank god passed the verbal test onto the practical was feeling confident ,practical test gets on the way then the examiner started shouting at me do you know how a bloody crane works you should be standing there! Shoving me to wear I should be .. now I was a reck thinking shit I’ve only failed it again but continued moved all the objects safely and back to the original spots and somehow he passed me phew…

                                      Two months later I had to do a lift supervisor exam, lift supervisor explains the lift / lift plan to the crane operator and slingers overseas the lift
                                      Another verbal exam had 100% and 100% on the practical didn’t want to go though that ordeal again so downloaded test papers and revised. Still hate test/exams
                                      Sorry for the long winded story  😃

                                      IG : @luvthefades

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                                      • SeulS
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                                        That's an absolutely flawless choice of beer based on the name… This was an option as well but based on Paula's results less prone to happen...

                                        https://untappd.com/b/brewdog-sink-the-bismarck/6039

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                                        • ROmanR
                                          ROman
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                                          Well done skippers…. 😉

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                                          • mclaincauseyM
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                                            Way to go @Madame Buttonfly and @Giles ! I am proud of both of you for this entire project and all of the achievements required to bring it to bear, and also vicariously so excited for your lives at sea.

                                            Think it, be it.

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