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    • GilesG
      Giles
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      Here is an absolute classic.

      Earlier this week I ordered a 5G SIM for the boat from O2.

      I tracked it and it said it was delivered on Wednesday.  It wasn't delivered to the home, so today I went into the office and it was not there either.

      Conversation with O2 Customer Support Agent (CSA), I will only relate the key points, as this took 40 minutes.

      G - My SIM has not turned up
      CSA - Please can you confirm who you are
      G - (Answered a myriad of questions)
      CSA - We can send you a new one
      G - Can you send it to a new address as your delivery company obviously can't find my house
      CSA - No
      G - So we could be having this discussion again in a week
      CSA - That's just the way it is.  Please confirm your address
      G - You have my address in the original order
      CSA - We cant use that without you verifying it
      G - I just wasted 10 minutes of my life verifying everything else on the order which you have in front of you
      CSA - You could just walk into an O2 shop and get a new one
      G - The nearest O2 shop is an hours walk and a ferry ride away, that is why I ordered one online
      CSA - Please confirm your address
      G - (which I reluctantly did)
      CSA - I have ordered a new one, it will be with you in 3 days
      Paula - Did I hear you say SIM?
      G - Yes
      Paula - One was delivered on Thursday
      G - What the fuck, where is it?
      Paula - On the kitchen table
      G - What this plain envelope with a grocery shopping list on it, which when you turn it over (but why would you?) says "O2 SIM inside"?
      Paula - Yes
      G - Dear CSA agent my friggin wife hid it, I am so sorry.  Can we cancel the new order
      CSA - No, you will have to wait for the new one to arrive

      😃 😃 😃 😃 😃 😃 😃

      "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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      • louisboscoL
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        oh boy 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

        "Loyalty is a two way street. If i'm asking for it from you, then you're getting it from me."

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        • GilesG
          Giles
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          That is very approximately what I said…..

          "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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          • louisboscoL
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            @Giles:

            That is very approximately what I said…..

            "OH FUCK"  would've been more accurate.

            HAHA. between you and the CSA agent, I'm not sure much finding or thinking was done.  😛 😛

            "Loyalty is a two way street. If i'm asking for it from you, then you're getting it from me."

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            • KasiK
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              @Giles

              O2 chatting bullshit..

              Ring them give them sim number on the SIM card can be reactivated

              I have done it.

              The world's insane
              While you drink champagne
              And I'm livin' in black rain 4Q 🖕

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              • GilesG
                Giles
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                I've got better things to do that waste another 40 minutes of my life…....I'm cool......

                "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                • SeulS
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                  For the love of Buddha what a bunch of… seahorses...

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                  • mclaincauseyM
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                    That CSA sounds like someone who relishes being difficult.

                    Call me Karen, cos I'd have to ream out their manager.

                    Think it, be it.

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                    • vaquero357V
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                      …@den1mhead Condolences man, so tragic. 😞

                      ...@Giles Sorry Giles but that is now a 'classic' story! Good stuff! 😃 😃 😃

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                      • ColeC
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                        @den1mhead My heartfelt condolences to you and your family. Such a sensless tragedy.  😞

                        WTB:
                        IHJ-96-OLV Size L
                        IHE-13

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                        • vaquero357V
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                          …seems like there's a lot of folks here on the forum getting roughed up lately, I was bit by a spider a month ago that turned into Cellulitis. Day 8-9 of the antibiotics and had an allergic reaction. ::) (itchy rash) :o 😃 All good now. 😃

                          ...Life is dangerous and tomorrow is promised to no one.
                          Good luck out there Iron Hearter's I'm praying for ya! 😉 ( now where's that sage )

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                          • MattM
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                            I had a fun interaction with the people at our local amusement park.  I asked for 3 adults and one child.  They charged me for four adults and a child.  I asked them to refund the extra adult and was told sorry we don’t do refunds.  You can use the ticket the next time you come.  I won’t bore you with the rest of the exchange but it ended with my 10 yr old telling my wife “Dady’s pretty scary.”

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                            • MattM
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                              @vaquero357:

                              …seems like there's a lot of folks here on the forum getting roughed up lately, I was bit by a spider a month ago that turned into Cellulitis. Day 8-9 of the antibiotics and had an allergic reaction. ::) (itchy rash) :o 😃 All good now. 😃

                              ...Life is dangerous and tomorrow is promised to no one.
                              Good luck out there Iron Hearter's I'm praying for ya! 😉 ( now where's that sage )

                              Posted this earlier but I had to eliminate this bad bitch from my back yard…

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                              • Filthy2123ozjunkieF
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                                @vaquero357:

                                …seems like there's a lot of folks here on the forum getting roughed up lately, I was bit by a spider a month ago that turned into Cellulitis. Day 8-9 of the antibiotics and had an allergic reaction. ::) (itchy rash) :o 😃 All good now. 😃

                                ...Life is dangerous and tomorrow is promised to no one.
                                Good luck out there Iron Hearter's I'm praying for ya! 😉 ( now where's that sage )

                                I got bit by a black widow once at the Rails Inn, in Montana.  I poked it with my knife and squeezed it all out. I kept Neosporin on it until it healed. I had a hole in my arm a while, but it is tiny now. You can barley see it because of my tattoo. I hope it heals okay for you buddy.

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                                • vaquero357V
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                                  …@Filthy thanks brother, Black Widows and Scorpions @Matt you can have 'em! :o 😉 On the bright side tomorrow is Sunday,Funday,Pubday!  😃 😎 I need a drink. 😘

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                                  • MattM
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                                    Ain’t nothing a few beers can’t fix.

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                                    • MattM
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                                      @den1mhead your mom seems lovely.  So sorry to hear about your loss.  I’m glad you and @Black Orchid have each other to get through it.

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                                      • ROmanR
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                                        @den1mhead  Very sorry for your loss, and strength to relate your story.

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                                        • goosehdG
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                                          @den1mhead @Black Orchid Sending love and my deepest sympathies for you.

                                          "I don't give a shit what anyone else is doing, we will do what is best for us and our customers" - Giles P. :)

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                                          • den1mheadD
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                                            Thanks guys . . . I thought long and hard about posting the sad news on the forum but the words of support we've received have left us with no doubt that it was the right thing to do. Sending love to all ❤️

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