That's Jokes

[goosehd]

Rearrange the letters to spell out an important part of the human body which is even more useful when erect.

P N E S I

People who wrote SPINE became doctors…

The rest are mainly one track mind IH members.

[endo]

    and no, despite being a doc I seem to be one track minded

[Giles]

So, @endo your forum name more appropriately would be urol…

[endo]

neurol, actually

[goosehd]

@endo

[Chris]

Urol, neurol; either way, that's what I do all my thinking with.

[endo]

@goosehd & @Chris  well yeah, I guess that's just the way it is 

[A Former User]

The April fools jokes are slappin’

[popvulture]

Two cannibals sit at the dinner table, eating a clown.

One turns to the other and asks “Does this taste funny to you?”

[Jett129]

@popvulture:

Two cannibals sit at the dinner table, eating a clown.

One turns to the other and asks “Does this taste funny to you?”

.      The version that I heard is…Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?  They taste funny!!!

[popvulture]

It’s one of my faves. Silly yet disturbing.

[Jett129]

What do Mermaids use to clean their Fins?…Tide!

[endo]

Saw this on Instagram (@newyorkercartoons). It reminded me of someone on this forum, but I can't remember who? Probably just anybody in 2020 …

[goosehd]

Helicopter Ride

Morris and his wife Esther went to the state fair every year, and every year Morris would say, 'Esther, I'd really like to ride in that helicopter.'

Esther always replied, 'I know Morris, but that helicopter ride is fifty dollars, and fifty dollars is fifty dollars'

One year Esther and Morris went to the fair, and Morris said, 'Esther, I'm 85 years old. If I don't ride that helicopter, I might never get another chance.'

To this, Esther replied, 'Morris that helicopter ride is fifty dollars, and fifty dollars is fifty dollars.'

The pilot overheard the couple and said, 'Folks I'll make you a deal. I'll take the both of you for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the entire ride and don't say a word I won't charge you a penny! But if you say one word it's fifty dollars.'

Morris and Esther agreed and up they went. The pilot did all kinds of fancy manoeuvres, but not a word was heard. He did his daredevil tricks over and over again, but still not a word.

When they landed, the pilot turned to Morris and said, 'By golly, I did everything I could to get you to yell out, but you didn't. I'm impressed!'

Morris replied, 'Well, to tell you the truth, I almost said something when Esther fell out, but you know, fifty dollars is fifty dollars!'

[Giles]

Ha…..

[Jett129]

@Seul Saw this and immediately thought of you.  https://twitter.com/buitengebieden_/status/1382342018026893315?s=21

[Seul]

GINGER HAMILTON LADIES AND GENTS!..

[Filthy2123ozjunkie]

@popvulture the extended version of the Safety Dance was on the radio and it reminded me of this….

[popvulture]

@Filthy YES! I'm sayin, the golden era right there.

[Filthy2123ozjunkie]

I'm cracking up