My home town

[AdamJ]

Spotted at Portsmouth Ferry terminal (so just across from Gosport). Someone had parked their Audi on the slipway not anticipating the arrival of the tide 

[neph93]

Ooooo shit… that's spectacularly stupid 

[goosehd]

I’m sure that the salt water will not cause any corrosion or electrical issues.  ???  You will probably see it for sale in a few months with a description of low mileage, new braking system, wheel bearings, etc…

Maybe they should have listened to that voice inside their head that said “Why isn’t anyone else parked here?”

[steelworker]

More likely thought "Great parking! My life is good!"

[Chris]

Isn't it a recurring rant of Jeremy Clarkson that Audi drivers are moronic douchebags?  Seems like this could be Exhibit A in that argument.

[Seul]

Peugeot drivers… Audi drivers are pricks...

[neph93]

Jeremy Clarkson is a moronic douchebag, and a prick at the same time.

[Megatron1505]

I’ll charitably say that he is fond of his own voice.

[Giles]

I liked him once…..

[louisbosco]

i'm still a big fan of jeremy clarkson.. might just be an unpopular opinion..  :-\

any updates on the park audi? 

[Alex]

@louisbosco:

i'm still a big fan of jeremy clarkson.. might just be an unpopular opinion..  :-\

any updates on the park audi? 

Yeah, it's fucked.

[Giles]

https://www.portsmouth.co.uk/news/traffic-and-travel/audi-spotted-stuck-in-water-at-portsmouth-harbour-before-owner-gets-back-in-and-drives-off-1-9056314

[Eisenherz]

@neph93:

Jeremy Clarkson is a moronic douchebag, and a prick at the same time.

Oh yeah he is!

[neph93]

@Giles:

https://www.portsmouth.co.uk/news/traffic-and-travel/audi-spotted-stuck-in-water-at-portsmouth-harbour-before-owner-gets-back-in-and-drives-off-1-9056314

From the article in a statement from the office of the Harbour Master:

“Had it floated away it could have contaminated the water with oil and fuel, so it’s a very fortunate outcome for everyone.”

Honestly though, would anyone have noticed?

[steelworker]

@neph93:

@Giles:

https://www.portsmouth.co.uk/news/traffic-and-travel/audi-spotted-stuck-in-water-at-portsmouth-harbour-before-owner-gets-back-in-and-drives-off-1-9056314

From the article in a statement from the office of the Harbour Master:

“Had it floated away it could have contaminated the water with oil and fuel, so it’s a very fortunate outcome for everyone.”

Honestly though, would anyone have noticed?

And a hazard to small craft.  ::)

[louisbosco]

@Alex:

Yeah, it's fucked.

looks like he drove away.. too soon junior.. 

@Giles:

https://www.portsmouth.co.uk/news/traffic-and-travel/audi-spotted-stuck-in-water-at-portsmouth-harbour-before-owner-gets-back-in-and-drives-off-1-9056314

so many questions… did he drive away while there was high tide? how did he navigate through if he couldn't see where he was going.. hahaha. all i know is, a hilux would've survived..

[Alex]

@louisbosco:

@Alex:

Yeah, it's fucked.

Reckon it passes its next MOT?!

[Chris]

San Antonio- we’re number one.
https://therivardreport.com/census-data-san-antonio-regions-poverty-rate-rises-tops-nation/

[Giles]

Late last week a police car on blues and two's came screaming past the office, he was chasing a guy on a bike…..Little did we know that moments before, this had happened, not 200 yards from our office.....Those of you have been to Gosport may recognize the location, it is between our office and the brewery.....At 11 seconds, you can see the police car in pursuit.....

[louisbosco]

as if the guy came back to check on the cop?