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    • Megatron1505M
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      Now on to the shit hole town where I live, Mansfield in Nottinghamshire. These are the stunning vistas from my local park…..

      And this is where I spend a lot of time waiting for Leo to finish his favourite hobby of taking a dump in the bushes, and sniffing other dogs bottoms…..

      Finally for today, Mansfield is a place so high on culture that we have signs warning the natives of the penalty they can expect for publicly defacating on a local park.

      More fun to follow, i’m not doing anything special tomorrow but on Friday me and Tommy will take you on a tour of the city of Nottingham.

      Made in England, clothed in Japan, fed in America and drunk in Belgium !

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      • Matty123M
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        So it could be less than a thousand pounds for shifting in the park? What decides the severity of said penalty? If the person attempts to leave the toilet paper that they wiped with? Size of movmement?

        This is a great start bro.

        Maybe so. Maybe not

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        • Megatron1505M
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          Colour and consistency only.

          Made in England, clothed in Japan, fed in America and drunk in Belgium !

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          • neph93N
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            @Megatron1505 It's a deeply uncomfortable feeling but I have to say I'm thrilled to see your mug on these pages. Been looking forward to this bit.

            Grand start to the leg, I do like a bit of kitchen sink realism and Mansfield never fails to deliver. Those skies at dawn seem far too idyllic though, can we have some grey clouds pregnant with the sense of impending anarchy?

            With regards to the defecating @Matty123 I suspect that yellow+streaky>brown+clumpy.

            “Some of those that work forces
            Are the same that burn crosses”

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            • Megatron1505M
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              What can I say @neph93 , life in a northern town  😎

              Made in England, clothed in Japan, fed in America and drunk in Belgium !

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              • ChrisC
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                They'd have to catch you in the act, wouldn't they?  I mean, what if you have a really big dog?  My brother had a Great Dane that weighed 9 stone (I'm using silly English measurements in your honor, Megatron) and his deposits were huge…

                Strong start to this leg, by the way.

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                • Matty123M
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                  I agree with @chris she @neph93 great to see you in the peach colored flesh somto
                  Speak, and a great start to this leg🗜

                  Maybe so. Maybe not

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                  • neph93N
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                    @Chris:

                    They'd have to catch you in the act, wouldn't they?

                    This has to be pretty much what DNA testing was invented for?

                    “Some of those that work forces
                    Are the same that burn crosses”

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                    • Megatron1505M
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                      Up and at ‘em already with Leo this morning. A little later than usual but dark as a motherf**ker…..

                      Made in England, clothed in Japan, fed in America and drunk in Belgium !

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                      • Matty123M
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                        Be careful that you Don’t step in any human shit.

                        Maybe so. Maybe not

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                        • Megatron1505M
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                          Literally NOTHING to report today, the jacket rested here…..

                          Whilst I stared at this for ten hours, breaking occasionally to drink coffee, smoke my e-cig and shout at people.

                          Made in England, clothed in Japan, fed in America and drunk in Belgium !

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                          • ChrisC
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                            Wow, that does suck. Even my crap employer provides full size monitors.

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                            • Megatron1505M
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                              I have to be “mobile” around the company is their cheap ass excuse  😢

                              Made in England, clothed in Japan, fed in America and drunk in Belgium !

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                              • Megatron1505M
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                                Can we rename this thread “Adventures in dog walking” ?

                                I promise these are better things ahead today and this weekend, but for now…...

                                Today’s fit…..

                                Tour Jacket
                                IH Hoodie
                                IH x Pronto
                                Jordan 1 Lance Mountains (more about these in the Nike thread soon)

                                Made in England, clothed in Japan, fed in America and drunk in Belgium !

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                                • Matty123M
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                                  Great picture of Tommy BTW.

                                  Maybe so. Maybe not

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                                  • Megatron1505M
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                                    That’s a few years old now, these days he’s almost a teenager so he’s to cool for school photo’s  😎

                                    Made in England, clothed in Japan, fed in America and drunk in Belgium !

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                                      So today’s task took me to the wonderful city of Nottingham. It was only a flying visit to pick up a new winter coat for the boy so i’m hoping to have a more in depth look at Nottingham for you in the next few weeks, but for now…..

                                      We “enjoyed” some local transport to get us the 14 mile ride into the city.

                                      Tour jacket was on deck…

                                      As we got into the city it looks like it will be embracing Halloween this year. When I was a kid Halloween was never a huge thing in the UK like is in the states, but as years go by it seems we get closer to “going the full Yank” in this regard.

                                      The old city hall is a pretty impressive building.

                                      For today’s culinary treat we dropped into Five Guys, great burgers for the “amazing” price of £24 for two burgers, one fries and a single soft drink. Although, this is the only place we can get Cherry/ Vanilla Dr Pepper which does make it almost worth it.

                                      Made in England, clothed in Japan, fed in America and drunk in Belgium !

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                                        This is what happens when you get a stroppy 12 year old to take your fit pic….

                                        Another view of the city hall, and the setting up of Nottingham Scare Fest….

                                        As we were looking for a coat for the boy I got dragged into Lacoste and took advantage of their mirror to try my own hand at a fit pic. Tommy’s was probably better in all fairness.

                                        Finally from today’s trip, this is Victoria crossing, Nottingham’s answer to Piccadilly Circus, Times Square and Shibuya crossing.

                                        Made in England, clothed in Japan, fed in America and drunk in Belgium !

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                                        • GilesG
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                                          Not a very good answer…...

                                          "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                                          • Megatron1505M
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                                            Hey, we work with what we have  😃

                                            Made in England, clothed in Japan, fed in America and drunk in Belgium !

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