The Iron Heart Forum Triangle of Terror Type III Trucker Tour 2018 - Updates thread

[Jordan23]

Last walk with the beauty. It will be sent to the uk soon.

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[madmonday]

thanks for your leg @Jordan23

[Aetas]

The Last Walk Pic!

Beautiful @Jordan23 !

[Megatron1505]

Ok, firstly a massive thanks to @Jordan23 who included some great stuff with the jacket 

Secondly, if anyone is looking forward to excitement, great sights and culture on this leg then you might want to skip the next few pages.

With that said….....leggo 

The jacket came with free beer, so it’s already a winner in my book. I threw it on quick, really happy with the hand warmer pockets to keep my essentials in, the denim is very soft and broken in now, this will be perfect for my favourite bi-daily activity of…....

Dog walking!

[Megatron1505]

This is the star of today’s post, my Alsatian/ Husky/ Border Collie mix Leo.

After a summer of mainly wearing chinos , due the extreme heat, it feels great to be back in jeans. Mixed it up today with my Viberg LTT waxed flesh out oxfords and my old and battered Iron Heart “Robin Hood” hoodie.

[Megatron1505]

Now on to the shit hole town where I live, Mansfield in Nottinghamshire. These are the stunning vistas from my local park…..

And this is where I spend a lot of time waiting for Leo to finish his favourite hobby of taking a dump in the bushes, and sniffing other dogs bottoms…..

Finally for today, Mansfield is a place so high on culture that we have signs warning the natives of the penalty they can expect for publicly defacating on a local park.

More fun to follow, i’m not doing anything special tomorrow but on Friday me and Tommy will take you on a tour of the city of Nottingham.

[Matty123]

So it could be less than a thousand pounds for shifting in the park? What decides the severity of said penalty? If the person attempts to leave the toilet paper that they wiped with? Size of movmement?

This is a great start bro.

[Megatron1505]

Colour and consistency only.

[neph93]

@Megatron1505 It's a deeply uncomfortable feeling but I have to say I'm thrilled to see your mug on these pages. Been looking forward to this bit.

Grand start to the leg, I do like a bit of kitchen sink realism and Mansfield never fails to deliver. Those skies at dawn seem far too idyllic though, can we have some grey clouds pregnant with the sense of impending anarchy?

With regards to the defecating @Matty123 I suspect that yellow+streaky>brown+clumpy.

[Megatron1505]

What can I say @neph93 , life in a northern town 

[Chris]

They'd have to catch you in the act, wouldn't they?  I mean, what if you have a really big dog?  My brother had a Great Dane that weighed 9 stone (I'm using silly English measurements in your honor, Megatron) and his deposits were huge…

Strong start to this leg, by the way.

[Matty123]

I agree with @chris she @neph93 great to see you in the peach colored flesh somto
Speak, and a great start to this leg

[neph93]

@Chris:

They'd have to catch you in the act, wouldn't they?

This has to be pretty much what DNA testing was invented for?

[Megatron1505]

Up and at ‘em already with Leo this morning. A little later than usual but dark as a motherf**ker…..

[Matty123]

Be careful that you Don’t step in any human shit.

[Megatron1505]

Literally NOTHING to report today, the jacket rested here…..

Whilst I stared at this for ten hours, breaking occasionally to drink coffee, smoke my e-cig and shout at people.

[Chris]

Wow, that does suck. Even my crap employer provides full size monitors.

[Megatron1505]

I have to be “mobile” around the company is their cheap ass excuse 

[Megatron1505]

Can we rename this thread “Adventures in dog walking” ?

I promise these are better things ahead today and this weekend, but for now…...

Today’s fit…..

Tour Jacket
IH Hoodie
IH x Pronto
Jordan 1 Lance Mountains (more about these in the Nike thread soon)

[Matty123]

Great picture of Tommy BTW.