That's Jokes
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“We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Obesity, Diabetes and the pursuit of Coronary Artery Disease”
- Declaration of Independence (first draft)
 
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termite goes into a pub and asks is the bar tender?
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Thought this was pretty funny. https://www.facebook.com/britishstandupcomedyfans/videos/279071062630976/
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Must be a lot fewer words…

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I like her blue balls.
 







