Quotes Worth Quoting

[bryaneidins70]

"Alway smell nice. Remember, the first hole you penetrate is her nostril".

[UnTucked]

To quote my (Japanese) wife:

"I'm glad you can make it to Kanreki party… It's not like OTHER birthdays..... It's SPECIAL! You only get one Kanreki!"

I didn't point out the obvious..... Lol!

[Megatron1505]

[Giles]

"If you are planning on using margarine in anything, you can stop reading now, because I won’t be able to help you”.

Anthony Bourdain - Kitchen Confidential

[Nomad]

@Giles:

"If you are planning on using margarine in anything, you can stop reading now, because I won’t be able to help you”.

Anthony Bourdain - Kitchen Confidential

Margarine is just one molecule away from being plastic.

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[Giles]

And is probably worse for you

[Megatron1505]

"I hate being bi-polar, it's brilliant "

[steelworker]

"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."

E. Hemingway

[Megatron1505]

When the only tool you have is a hammer, it is tempting to treat everything as if it were a nail.

[madmonday]

"Any man who must say 'I am the King' is no true King."  Tywin

"Never forget what you are. The rest of the world will not. Wear it like armor, and it can never be used to hurt you." Tyrion

Game of Thrones is a bad a$$ show ain't it

[manufc10]

"If I was Oprah everybody would get a TFH wallet and a pair of Iron Heart overalls. "

• @Filthy 21/23oz junkie

[Filthy2123ozjunkie]

Lol. I am in such a good mood tonight because after a month long lull I am finally back to work. 

[Megatron1505]

“I started out with nothing, and I still got most of it left”

Seasick Steve

[madmonday]

“Bestow pardon for many things; seek pardon for none.”

Seneca

[Dishelveled]

^^^that's great!

"…the strong do what they can and the weak suffer what they must." 
Thucydides

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[BloodnThunder]

"No Man who says, 'I'm as good as you' believes it.  He would not say it if he did." - Clive Staples Lewis

[Dishelveled]

Don't know jack about Brigham Young, but his quote sounds like something Marcus Aurelius would have written.

"He who takes offense when no offense is intended is a fool, and he who takes offense when offense is intended is a greater fool."

[gaseousclay]

@Dishelveled:

Don't know jack about Brigham Young, but his quote sounds like something Marcus Aurelius would have written.

"He who takes offense when no offense is intended is a fool, and he who takes offense when offense is intended is a greater fool."

Steve Young, former 49ers QB, is a descendant of Brigham Young 

[Jett129]

When W.C. Fields was asked why he never drank water he replied “Because fish fuck in it”

[madmonday]

a blazing fire makes flame and brightness out of everything that is thrown into it.

Marcus Aurelius