Random Announcements

[neph93]

@UnTucked:

Bidding war is completed… New company won.

Also, I'm sick now... Hopefully it's just allergies due to the exorbitant amount of flora Colorado has compared to England... I'll medicate on the flight so I can be "normal" at the party

Congrats!

As for medication I can highly recommend Valium and whisky as a cure for all ills.

[UnTucked]

Sounds like I'll wake up 2 days later in Shanghai, lol!

[Chris]

I came in to work this morning and this was on my desk:

I don't know what to do now.

[Giles]

Leave?

[Megatron1505]

You lucky bastard  ???

[Seul]

Mega means that in his case there are other plaques that follow the "leave"… Mainly "Now", "You", "Fucking", "Ginger", "Useless" and "Cunt" in random order...

[Megatron1505]

20 years service to one company this month, you poncey Belgian shandy drinker 

[Seul]

Got me beat - 16 come December…

[Chris]

It's actually one of a couple of status tags that are supposed to be placed on our office doors to let people know if we're in the office, out on leave, or teleworking.  I'm new(ish) and didn't have any. My boss just left this one on my desk while I was out for the Kanreki trip.

I did think it was hilarious that it was the first thing I saw when I came in after four days off…

Edit:
The second thing I saw was a flyer on bomb threat procedures.  This part describes almost every package I've ever received from Seul:

[Megatron1505]

I read all your posts in your voice now  ???

[Seul]

Strange odours and sounds: guilty… Never sending you a rat again - who knew they survive int'l transit!..

[Graeme]

Proof for @Chris and @Megatron1505 that Notting Hill is far more upmarket than Gosport.

[Chris]

Bit rich for my blood…

[Aetas]

5pounds…
Then you have to leave your marks here, if you still need a dormitory in Amsterdam the next days @Graeme 
Enjoy Amsterdam!

[Graeme]

@Aetas I've booked into the Hotel Museumzicht. Never stayed at the Flying Pig.

[louisbosco]

@deadendpro:

Just bought two tickets to The Book of Mormon, I'll be in row 8 in the orchestra section. This is the most I have ever spent on tickets to anything. This fucking show better be amazing.  ???

it's brilliant. i just saw it on tuesday in london. it was a toss up between that or les miserables and i picked book of mormons. good laugh and highly R18..

[Megatron1505]

@Graeme , but does it have the integrity of Poundstretcher?

[derivative666]

I’m Back bitches!!!![emoji23] I’ll start posting pics as soon as I can get my fat ass back into my gear. I know you missed me️

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[Jett129]

@derivative666 Saw that you're in NJ. I'm in Cranford,are we close?

[derivative666]

I’m in Hamburg. We are not far