Postings that never ever happend…

[Maynard Friedman]

Why don't you buy Samurai instead?

[BloodnThunder]

Two weeks ago it was worth it to you to buy at full price.  Why are bitching now that it's on sale?

[den1mhead]

Dude you look a total **** in those [emoji148] with your [emoji158]

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[A Former User]

[posting never happened]

ask for more taper one more time….....

[Broark]

^ This has crossed my mind too. 

[rocket]

your original post was loud enough, no need to scream around…

[mikebarhoot]

Touché. Since they're not made in my size.

[manufc10]

If I read the word pig, piggie, piglet, or see another picture of a pig I'm going to fucking vomit.  We get it, pigs are pink and so is the fucking shirt.

[rocket]

[manufc10]

I know, I set myself up for that one.

[rocket]

good…

[Seul]

@manufc10:

We get it, pigs are pink and so is the fucking shirt.

Stay out of the thread - I'm not done there…

[Sage954]

@Seul you might need this t shirt to wear under your new UHF

[Seul]

Decided not to post this…

"The PC (Piglet Campaign aka the People Rallying to Rename the 192 The Piglet) has succeeded. Party on, Wayne. Party on."

End transmission.

[neph93]

Things I didn't post on IHUK's Instagram account:

Phrasing to avoid unless you're writing pornography: "I find shiny tips satisfying".

[neph93]

To be fair I could read innuendo into washing instructions [emoji28]

[louisbosco]

just the tip 

[rocket]

[Alex]

@Sam ^

[louisbosco]