Random Rants

[Black Orchid]

@Finkster:

@TrickHell:

Guy starting a business washing other people's jeans.

WTF is this shit?

Surely some kind of fetish thing … feckin perverts 

[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23] Oh my God…

[jdl1279]

@Chris:

Convince her to dump him and date someone better.  Dad stops sticking up for him.  Fuck Face gets fired.  Everyone wins.

Well except for Fuck Face, who will be unemployed and alone, but it's for the greater good…

His girl is pretty hot

[Giles]

But stupid…...

[jdl1279]

Apparently…she (and he) are both fairly young it seems. I assume he'll be the type of mistake she will regret with great passion later in life

[Giles]

Post a photo of said girl, I 'd like to gauge how much I would regret it…..

[jdl1279]

I'll try to sneak one for you next time our paths cross G. Just let me know when P will be away from a computer for a while

[Streetwise Hercules]

Sam's clenched fists should…unclench.

[UnTucked]

@Streetwise:

Sam's clenched fists should…unclench.

Finally someone else says it, lol

[Giles]

What would be better in your opinion guys?

@Sam

[Finkster]

@Streetwise:

Sam's clenched fists should…unclench.

    First world p. …

[neph93]

@Giles:

What would be better in your opinion guys?

@Sam

If I was Sam then I'd be considering a subtle, raised middle finger, accompanied by a sneer on his otherwise cherubic features , right about now

[Sam]

Hmmmm you're not buying my fists though

I do that because concealed in one of my hands is a remote for the camera. The quickest and easiest way to hide it is to make a fist and i'd look even more daft with one clenched and one not. I'll practise my slight of hand to see if i can hide it in a less aggressive manner.

Cheers for the input

[UnTucked]

Aha! It all makes sense….. I thought you were just a camera shy photographer lol!

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[Streetwise Hercules]

@Giles:

What would be better in your opinion guys?

@Sam

Umm…unclenching. Failing that oven gloves.

[Nomad]

Grow a beard and get some tattoos Sam, that should do it…

[Finkster]

@Nomad:

Grow a beard and get some tattoos Sam, that should do it…

Apostolos … cool guy with own brand in Sweden  http://www.blackdays.co

[madmonday]

I thought he was a grade school teacher?

He's is actually @JCMx800 from the future coming back in time to model gear.

[Snowy]

@Sam why not just use the timer with remote trigger? It's what I used to do. Still hit the button and all that, gives you either 2 or 10 seconds to put shiz in your pocket.

[Sam]

@Snowy

That's what i do do… I have 2 seconds but i'd rather not faff around trying to hide it in a pocket.

I'll try looking less "aggressive" in the future.

[BloodnThunder]

It's too damn hot outside to wear UHFs!!!!