Random Rants

[Giles]

@jdl1279:

whom from here on will be referred to as Fuck Face.

[jdl1279]

What's most insulting about this guy to me, is that he only keeps his job because his girlfriend's Dad works in the office here and sticks up for him.

[Chris]

Convince her to dump him and date someone better.  Dad stops sticking up for him.  Fuck Face gets fired.  Everyone wins.

Well except for Fuck Face, who will be unemployed and alone, but it's for the greater good…

[rocket]

hahahahahaha … good luck....

[rocket]

I don't see a market at all, but I'm also able to wash my stuff by my own, so….

[rocket]

imagine you wake up extra earlier, since you have a shit load of stuff to do today and the first thing happen is that the roller shutter breaks in parts, while opening it. And when you went to turn the light on, the bulbs think, that must be the perfect time for making bing…. needed fecking 2 hours to fix the shutter ....

[Finkster]

@TrickHell:

Guy starting a business washing other people's jeans.

WTF is this shit?

Surely some kind of fetish thing … feckin perverts 

[Black Orchid]

@Finkster:

@TrickHell:

Guy starting a business washing other people's jeans.

WTF is this shit?

Surely some kind of fetish thing … feckin perverts 

[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23] Oh my God…

[jdl1279]

@Chris:

Convince her to dump him and date someone better.  Dad stops sticking up for him.  Fuck Face gets fired.  Everyone wins.

Well except for Fuck Face, who will be unemployed and alone, but it's for the greater good…

His girl is pretty hot

[Giles]

But stupid…...

[jdl1279]

Apparently…she (and he) are both fairly young it seems. I assume he'll be the type of mistake she will regret with great passion later in life

[Giles]

Post a photo of said girl, I 'd like to gauge how much I would regret it…..

[jdl1279]

I'll try to sneak one for you next time our paths cross G. Just let me know when P will be away from a computer for a while

[Streetwise Hercules]

Sam's clenched fists should…unclench.

[UnTucked]

@Streetwise:

Sam's clenched fists should…unclench.

Finally someone else says it, lol

[Giles]

What would be better in your opinion guys?

@Sam

[Finkster]

@Streetwise:

Sam's clenched fists should…unclench.

    First world p. …

[neph93]

@Giles:

What would be better in your opinion guys?

@Sam

If I was Sam then I'd be considering a subtle, raised middle finger, accompanied by a sneer on his otherwise cherubic features , right about now

[Sam]

Hmmmm you're not buying my fists though

I do that because concealed in one of my hands is a remote for the camera. The quickest and easiest way to hide it is to make a fist and i'd look even more daft with one clenched and one not. I'll practise my slight of hand to see if i can hide it in a less aggressive manner.

Cheers for the input

[UnTucked]

Aha! It all makes sense….. I thought you were just a camera shy photographer lol!

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