Random Rants

[Graeme]

@Megatron1505:

Crotch blow out on BOTH my pairs of Iron Hearts, it never rains but it pours 

:o

[Snowy]

Graeme, I think that's what he's been trying to tell us

[Seul]

We all know he's a huge dick though…

[jdl1279]

There's a guy who comes in to replace me on the alternate shift, whom from here on will be referred to as Fuck Face. Fuck Face isn't liked, he's lazy and often fails to do his job properly. To distract from this, Fuck Face often sucks up by pointing out the errors or flaws in others. Last night around midnight, he pulled said shit on me by texting my boss about a Shop Vac I neglected to empty yesterday. This blew up in Fuck Face's face, as he too failed to do so before I came in as well as leaving a machine in a critical error mode, which created a gigantic mess for me. Of course the boss is irate over his errors and laughing at his complaining. Why is there always a Fuck Face? Just do your damn job!

[501IH]

It's part of the human condition, I think. Nothing one can do.

I often experience the opposite, being under-appreciated, mediocre people badmouthing someone over-average, finding fault where there is none or little, blowing up minor weaknesses to overshadow the overall abyss of difference to their undeserved advantage.

[Giles]

@jdl1279:

whom from here on will be referred to as Fuck Face.

[jdl1279]

What's most insulting about this guy to me, is that he only keeps his job because his girlfriend's Dad works in the office here and sticks up for him.

[Chris]

Convince her to dump him and date someone better.  Dad stops sticking up for him.  Fuck Face gets fired.  Everyone wins.

Well except for Fuck Face, who will be unemployed and alone, but it's for the greater good…

[rocket]

hahahahahaha … good luck....

[rocket]

I don't see a market at all, but I'm also able to wash my stuff by my own, so….

[rocket]

imagine you wake up extra earlier, since you have a shit load of stuff to do today and the first thing happen is that the roller shutter breaks in parts, while opening it. And when you went to turn the light on, the bulbs think, that must be the perfect time for making bing…. needed fecking 2 hours to fix the shutter ....

[Finkster]

@TrickHell:

Guy starting a business washing other people's jeans.

WTF is this shit?

Surely some kind of fetish thing … feckin perverts 

[Black Orchid]

@Finkster:

@TrickHell:

Guy starting a business washing other people's jeans.

WTF is this shit?

Surely some kind of fetish thing … feckin perverts 

[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23] Oh my God…

[jdl1279]

@Chris:

Convince her to dump him and date someone better.  Dad stops sticking up for him.  Fuck Face gets fired.  Everyone wins.

Well except for Fuck Face, who will be unemployed and alone, but it's for the greater good…

His girl is pretty hot

[Giles]

But stupid…...

[jdl1279]

Apparently…she (and he) are both fairly young it seems. I assume he'll be the type of mistake she will regret with great passion later in life

[Giles]

Post a photo of said girl, I 'd like to gauge how much I would regret it…..

[jdl1279]

I'll try to sneak one for you next time our paths cross G. Just let me know when P will be away from a computer for a while

[Streetwise Hercules]

Sam's clenched fists should…unclench.

[UnTucked]

@Streetwise:

Sam's clenched fists should…unclench.

Finally someone else says it, lol