Random Announcements

[Chris]

@Seul:

Suz - ain't selling my magnificent cock either.

Gonna need independent verification of said magnificence.

So is it, Gav?

[mclaincausey]

Booze is awesome. It's made good times gooder, bad times badder, and great times embarrassing my whole life. Well, since I was 12 at any rate. Here's to you, alcohol!

[Seul]

@Chris:

So is it, Gav?

It's impolite to talk with a full mouth…

[Finn666]

@Mild7:

Nice photo..  Who took it??

funny shit mild

[Megatron1505]

When did Chris and Seul plan on telling the rest of us that they had formed a band?

[Giles]

Seul actually paid £15 for that guitar….?  Must have saved a lot by not buying beer.....

[Megatron1505]

It's actually frightening to see resemblance there isn't it?

[seawolf]

Wow. That's an impressive find!

[Seul]

Currently contacting my lawyer…

[Megatron1505]

Your lawyer is too sexy to represent you.

[seawolf]

I'm excited to have the whole day to work on leather projects. It was a busy week at my day job, and my leather work has been piling up. Time to finish some projects!

[Seul]

@Megatron1505:

Your lawyer is too sexy to represent you.

[riffblaster general]

maybe you can hire one of these …http://www.businessinsider.com/the-sexiest-lawyers-in-america-2013-4?op=1

[Seul]

Oooh # 14 yessir I'll go over the details with her KNOWHATIMSAYIN

[seawolf]

Hahahahaha!

[trail and arrow]

i relay cant remember the depicted part of yesterdays evening

[Giles]

Now, at last, I know what my fecking problem is…....

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/14615696

[seawolf]

I saw an ad on Facebook for shirts that have a reinforced placket for opening twist-off beer bottles so the shirt doesn't tear. If you're drinking twist off beer in a shirt that will rip that easily, you're doing it wrong.

"Criquet Shirts
The Bendle Sleeve: invented for beer drinkers, by beer drinkers. Check it out Now!"

Lame.

[jdl1279]

Who needs a fracking t-shirt to open a twist off? Hands gotta be chick soft to NEED it. I understand every once in a while you get a over torqued cap, I always carry a bottle opener anyway, but there are other methods for those.

[mclaincausey]

@Giles:

Now, at last, I know what my fecking problem is…....

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/14615696

SHITTITSCUNTFUCK!!!