Random Rants

[Chris]

No offence, douche.

Unless you're looking for a watch, it's all too big for you, pig boy.

Is that better, Gavin?

[Megatron1505]

Thats is positively wonderful Christopher  

[Chris]

By the way, I'm rather proud of the English spelling for offense.  I had to fight auto-correct to get it.

[Megatron1505]

You have no idea how often that happens to me, it's a constant battle for me when I write the word colour to stop it being written as color (yes my Mac is set up as English(US) ). 

[Chris]

You can't change that?  Seems like there should be settings for both English and American.  Stupid Apple.

[mclaincausey]

With all due respect, you can change it to the blighted mother tongue. Just sayin.

[jdl1279]

I hate having to teach my phone that words like "haphazardly" exist. Bling and twerk can be recognized, but normal English is too fracking taxing?

[Seul]

I have everything set to English (UK) cause I love the language… The actual inhabitants not so much, but what the hey...

[Finn666]

@Seul:

If there's anything in my size, Chris… 

hear hear

[Finn666]

@Seul:

I have everything set to English (UK) cause I love the language… The actual inhabitants not so much, but what the hey...

…and their way of talking US boyz all the way!

[Seul]

I don't think he has owt in size S, Finn…

[Megatron1505]

I realise it can be changed, I can't be bothered to do it as I enjoy the battle. One day it will simply see things my way….

[mclaincausey]

Yeah, when you make it by going into Control Panel and configuring it, you daft Limey tosser!

[Snowy]

I try use US on here if talking to someone not in the UK. It's usually got less letters for the same word, which work for me

[mclaincausey]

Snowy, that's why you're my favourite

[Finn666]

@Seul:

I don't think he has owt in size S, Finn…

Eli think about a new one, this shit isn't funny anymore…thank you!

[grandmasterben]

To be honest I can't even remember where that joke came from

[pillowPANTS]

@Finn666:

@Seul:

I don't think he has owt in size S, Finn…

Eli think about a new one, this shit isn't funny anymore…thank you!

Ya Seul, geez. Finn has filled out to full shmedium bro. Lookin good

[Finn666]

thanks buddy, belgians are a bit behind you must know!…

@grandmasterben:

To be honest I can't even remember where that joke came from

which is a good thing since it just sucks balls and is old as fuck!…

[Giles]

So what?  It still makes a lot of us old-timers piss themselves laughing…..