Random Rants

[crankyfart]

just got back and realized my IH-FW looks like that.

I don't know how the fuck those bloody deep holes get there. the wallet was in my jeans pocket all night. now i'm not sure what to do. doubt there's any ways to save it.

[seanocono]

No need to "save it", volcano. Wallet looks great. Wabi Sabi, bro.

[zhivago]

yup your good to go on that on V! I believe they call that patina…looking good dude.

[Giles]

It will be fine, the hole will soften and mellow with wear and you'll have a story to tell and a memory to remember - and if you can't think how it got there, make something up…..

[Megatron1505]

Like how you had to wedge it between the boards of a sinking ship to save the President of the United States, the Queen of England and Clint Eastwood or something (just thinking outside the box).

[Seul]

Or how you kept your wallet in your boxers and your dick left its mark…

[crankyfart]

@Seul:

Or how you kept your wallet in your boxers and your dick left its mark…

would have tore through the entire wallet if that was the case.

[injunjack]

@volcano:

@Seul:

Or how you kept your wallet in your boxers and your dick left its mark…

would have tore through the entire wallet if that was the case.

purdy optimistic, ay

[Snowy]

@seawolf:

I'm resistant to lidocaine so I always have to request septocaine or polocaine. Works like a charm. My resistance to lidocaine explains why I hated the dentist so much growing up. I was always in pain.

I will ask for something different next time, thank you. Didn't know that was an option!

[Finn666]

@volcano:

@Seul:

Or how you kept your wallet in your boxers and your dick left its mark…

would have tore through the entire wallet if that was the case.

you guys

but nothing to worry about N. …wallet looks great as is!

[crankyfart]

@injunjack:

@volcano:

@Seul:

Or how you kept your wallet in your boxers and your dick left its mark…

would have tore through the entire wallet if that was the case.

purdy optimistic, ay

hahaha it's called self-confident.

[Megatron1505]

I was meant to be going on an all day drinking and food session with a large group of my closest friends today for one of their birthdays. Unfortunately Pam fell over last night, not even drunk, and is currently at A&E with her dad, so it looks like a weekend in for me as I can't really leave her to look after Tommy in that state 

Selfish rant over 

[Seul]

How can she hurt herself falling from 3 feet high?..

[Megatron1505]

The height of the curb added at least an extra 4" to be fair.

[Seul]

A world of pain.

[Snowy]

A swift recovery to Mini x.

[Megatron1505]

Thanks Snow Man 

[Scottystyles]

Sounds like the way of nature saved you from destroying your liver. But I wouldn't say its a selfish rant, good on you for being more selfless to tend to your duty Megadude

[mclaincausey]

Good on you and best to your family Megaman

[Megatron1505]

Thanks Scott and Mac, I will now convince my wife to see it that way