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    Iron Heart Fall/Winter 2025 Live Reveal - Thursday 12th of June at 1700BST

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    • G
      grandmasterben
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      First package delivered to ucla and it's missing. Now I got to track it down and find out whoever the fuck "h halls" is…..hopefully this isn't going to be a common occurrence

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      • natehateN
        natehate
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        MorP im curious what the record was?

        don't you know there ain't no devil? only god when he's drunk!

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        • ChrisC
          Chris
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          Currently in Houston it's 82F (28C) and 78% humidity, so it's muggy as an overcrowded Russian sauna.  This is the time of year that I hate Texas weather the most.  It is not natural to sweat this much in mid-October.

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          • Megatron1505M
            Megatron1505
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            Suck it up buttercup.

            Made in England, clothed in Japan, fed in America and drunk in Belgium !

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            • SeulS
              Seul
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              I'm feeling you though, C… It's 12C° here and I'm finally recovering from a long summer... Hang in there  😠

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              • ChrisC
                Chris
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                @Megatron1505:

                Suck it up buttercup.

                Trade ya?

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                • Megatron1505M
                  Megatron1505
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                  We have had a torrential downpour since 6am, we're just as wet as you are sweet cheeks

                  Made in England, clothed in Japan, fed in America and drunk in Belgium !

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                  • SeulS
                    Seul
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                    Rain > Heat.

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                    • mclaincauseyM
                      mclaincausey
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                      I reserve the right to shame you all when it hits -40F here come February.

                      Think it, be it.

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                      • ChrisC
                        Chris
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                        @Megatron1505:

                        We have had a torrential downpour since 6am, we're just as wet as you are sweet cheeks

                        Rain > Sweat

                        @Seul:

                        Rain > Heat.

                        This is the right answer.

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                        • Z
                          zwer
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                          To me, the only thing worse than rain is raining hellfire. But at least with that I know I won't have to put up with it for long.

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                          • mclaincauseyM
                            mclaincausey
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                            Jesus Mega you can at least say "hi".

                            Think it, be it.

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                            • Megatron1505M
                              Megatron1505
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                              Ha, good to see another of my clones thriving out there. The one which Zack (Seawolf) posted last year is still the winner though, as that one came complete with a TommyTron attachment.

                              Made in England, clothed in Japan, fed in America and drunk in Belgium !

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                              • mclaincauseyM
                                mclaincausey
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                                So I can assume this is the "good" twin?

                                Think it, be it.

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                                • SeulS
                                  Seul
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                                  It's the one that speaks proper English, not the kind where you think there's a muffler in his mouth…

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                                  • Megatron1505M
                                    Megatron1505
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                                    I shall now despatch a clone to Belginia to deal with the unruly Belgina.

                                    Made in England, clothed in Japan, fed in America and drunk in Belgium !

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                                    • SeulS
                                      Seul
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                                      threatens to blow up the Rochefort abbey!..

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                                      • Megatron1505M
                                        Megatron1505
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                                        Clone has been recalled in the name of quality beer.

                                        Made in England, clothed in Japan, fed in America and drunk in Belgium !

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                                        • Megatron1505M
                                          Megatron1505
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                                          Just covered my favourite jacket in shitty stains by using a waterproofing spray which states on the can.

                                          "Does not alter the look or feel of the garment at all, can be used on any fabric"

                                          FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK  😠 😠 😠

                                          Currently in the wash with all my prayers (not that I do that), feel like an expectant father waiting for it finish, actually worse as I was extremely relaxed and eating a pepperoni and mozzarella wrap when Tommy was born.

                                          Made in England, clothed in Japan, fed in America and drunk in Belgium !

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                                          • joesaintjohnJ
                                            joesaintjohn
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                                            There are elk bugling all around me. I saw a bunch here when scouting in the past. 5 day season is open and I still haven't seen chit!!!

                                            Fat dudes need good clothes too.

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