Random Rants

[zwer]

Okay, MP, that's a much better rant than mine. I'm just a nervous Nellie, is all.

[grandmasterben]

First package delivered to ucla and it's missing. Now I got to track it down and find out whoever the fuck "h halls" is…..hopefully this isn't going to be a common occurrence

[natehate]

MorP im curious what the record was?

[Chris]

Currently in Houston it's 82F (28C) and 78% humidity, so it's muggy as an overcrowded Russian sauna.  This is the time of year that I hate Texas weather the most.  It is not natural to sweat this much in mid-October.

[Megatron1505]

Suck it up buttercup.

[Seul]

I'm feeling you though, C… It's 12C° here and I'm finally recovering from a long summer... Hang in there 

[Chris]

@Megatron1505:

Suck it up buttercup.

Trade ya?

[Megatron1505]

We have had a torrential downpour since 6am, we're just as wet as you are sweet cheeks

[Seul]

Rain > Heat.

[mclaincausey]

I reserve the right to shame you all when it hits -40F here come February.

[Chris]

@Megatron1505:

We have had a torrential downpour since 6am, we're just as wet as you are sweet cheeks

Rain > Sweat

@Seul:

Rain > Heat.

This is the right answer.

[zwer]

To me, the only thing worse than rain is raining hellfire. But at least with that I know I won't have to put up with it for long.

[mclaincausey]

Jesus Mega you can at least say "hi".

[Megatron1505]

Ha, good to see another of my clones thriving out there. The one which Zack (Seawolf) posted last year is still the winner though, as that one came complete with a TommyTron attachment.

[mclaincausey]

So I can assume this is the "good" twin?

[Seul]

It's the one that speaks proper English, not the kind where you think there's a muffler in his mouth…

[Megatron1505]

I shall now despatch a clone to Belginia to deal with the unruly Belgina.

[Seul]

threatens to blow up the Rochefort abbey!..

[Megatron1505]

Clone has been recalled in the name of quality beer.

[Megatron1505]

Just covered my favourite jacket in shitty stains by using a waterproofing spray which states on the can.

"Does not alter the look or feel of the garment at all, can be used on any fabric"

FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK 

Currently in the wash with all my prayers (not that I do that), feel like an expectant father waiting for it finish, actually worse as I was extremely relaxed and eating a pepperoni and mozzarella wrap when Tommy was born.