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    Morose_Penguin
    Raw and Unwashed
    Joined: 29 May 2011

    Left at the front door? That's nothing. I ordered a record (as an investment). One week… nothing. Two weeks... nothing, starting to get irritated decided that I'll send an shout-y email on the Monday. Sunday, get back from work and there's a mud encrusted cardboard box on the table. Turns out that some ****  had left it under the front door mat!! and two housemates had unwittingly been treading on it for at least a week...

    I was not happy.

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      zwer
      Raw and Unwashed
      Joined: 11 Apr 2012

      Okay, MP, that's a much better rant than mine. I'm just a nervous Nellie, is all.

      last edited by 11 Oct 2013, 22:56 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
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        grandmasterben
        Joined: 27 Aug 2011

        First package delivered to ucla and it's missing. Now I got to track it down and find out whoever the fuck "h halls" is…..hopefully this isn't going to be a common occurrence

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          natehate
          啓蒙家
          Joined: 18 Jun 2012

          MorP im curious what the record was?

          don't you know there ain't no devil? only god when he's drunk!

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            Chris
            Raw and Unwashed
            Joined: 28 Jun 2010

            Currently in Houston it's 82F (28C) and 78% humidity, so it's muggy as an overcrowded Russian sauna.  This is the time of year that I hate Texas weather the most.  It is not natural to sweat this much in mid-October.

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              Megatron1505
              見習いボス
              Joined: 10 Jul 2011

              Suck it up buttercup.

              Made in England, clothed in Japan, fed in America and drunk in Belgium !

              last edited by 12 Oct 2013, 16:59 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
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                Seul
                Joined: 24 Nov 2009

                I'm feeling you though, C… It's 12C° here and I'm finally recovering from a long summer... Hang in there  😠

                last edited by 12 Oct 2013, 17:02 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
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                  Chris
                  Raw and Unwashed
                  Joined: 28 Jun 2010

                  @Megatron1505:

                  Suck it up buttercup.

                  Trade ya?

                  last edited by 12 Oct 2013, 17:04 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
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                    Megatron1505
                    見習いボス
                    Joined: 10 Jul 2011

                    We have had a torrential downpour since 6am, we're just as wet as you are sweet cheeks

                    Made in England, clothed in Japan, fed in America and drunk in Belgium !

                    last edited by 12 Oct 2013, 17:13 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
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                      Seul
                      Joined: 24 Nov 2009

                      Rain > Heat.

                      last edited by 12 Oct 2013, 17:17 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
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                        mclaincausey
                        見習いボス
                        Joined: 12 Apr 2013

                        I reserve the right to shame you all when it hits -40F here come February.

                        Think it, be it.

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                          Chris
                          Raw and Unwashed
                          Joined: 28 Jun 2010

                          @Megatron1505:

                          We have had a torrential downpour since 6am, we're just as wet as you are sweet cheeks

                          Rain > Sweat

                          @Seul:

                          Rain > Heat.

                          This is the right answer.

                          last edited by 12 Oct 2013, 17:53 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
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                            zwer
                            Raw and Unwashed
                            Joined: 11 Apr 2012

                            To me, the only thing worse than rain is raining hellfire. But at least with that I know I won't have to put up with it for long.

                            last edited by 12 Oct 2013, 19:25 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
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                              mclaincausey
                              見習いボス
                              Joined: 12 Apr 2013

                              Jesus Mega you can at least say "hi".

                              Think it, be it.

                              last edited by 13 Oct 2013, 06:09 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
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                                Megatron1505
                                見習いボス
                                Joined: 10 Jul 2011

                                Ha, good to see another of my clones thriving out there. The one which Zack (Seawolf) posted last year is still the winner though, as that one came complete with a TommyTron attachment.

                                Made in England, clothed in Japan, fed in America and drunk in Belgium !

                                last edited by 13 Oct 2013, 06:13 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
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                                  mclaincausey
                                  見習いボス
                                  Joined: 12 Apr 2013

                                  So I can assume this is the "good" twin?

                                  Think it, be it.

                                  last edited by 13 Oct 2013, 06:33 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
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                                    Seul
                                    Joined: 24 Nov 2009

                                    It's the one that speaks proper English, not the kind where you think there's a muffler in his mouth…

                                    last edited by 13 Oct 2013, 06:42 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
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                                      Megatron1505
                                      見習いボス
                                      Joined: 10 Jul 2011

                                      I shall now despatch a clone to Belginia to deal with the unruly Belgina.

                                      Made in England, clothed in Japan, fed in America and drunk in Belgium !

                                      last edited by 13 Oct 2013, 06:52 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
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                                        Seul
                                        Joined: 24 Nov 2009

                                        threatens to blow up the Rochefort abbey!..

                                        last edited by 13 Oct 2013, 07:27 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
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                                          Megatron1505
                                          見習いボス
                                          Joined: 10 Jul 2011

                                          Clone has been recalled in the name of quality beer.

                                          Made in England, clothed in Japan, fed in America and drunk in Belgium !

                                          last edited by 13 Oct 2013, 07:29 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
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