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    • Morose_PenguinM
      Morose_Penguin
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      Left at the front door? That's nothing. I ordered a record (as an investment). One week… nothing. Two weeks... nothing, starting to get irritated decided that I'll send an shout-y email on the Monday. Sunday, get back from work and there's a mud encrusted cardboard box on the table. Turns out that some ****  had left it under the front door mat!! and two housemates had unwittingly been treading on it for at least a week...

      I was not happy.

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      • Z
        zwer
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        Okay, MP, that's a much better rant than mine. I'm just a nervous Nellie, is all.

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        • G
          grandmasterben
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          First package delivered to ucla and it's missing. Now I got to track it down and find out whoever the fuck "h halls" is…..hopefully this isn't going to be a common occurrence

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          • natehateN
            natehate
            啓蒙家
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            MorP im curious what the record was?

            don't you know there ain't no devil? only god when he's drunk!

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            • ChrisC
              Chris
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              Currently in Houston it's 82F (28C) and 78% humidity, so it's muggy as an overcrowded Russian sauna.  This is the time of year that I hate Texas weather the most.  It is not natural to sweat this much in mid-October.

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              • Megatron1505M
                Megatron1505
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                Suck it up buttercup.

                Made in England, clothed in Japan, fed in America and drunk in Belgium !

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                • SeulS
                  Seul
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                  I'm feeling you though, C… It's 12C° here and I'm finally recovering from a long summer... Hang in there  😠

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                  • ChrisC
                    Chris
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                    @Megatron1505:

                    Suck it up buttercup.

                    Trade ya?

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                    • Megatron1505M
                      Megatron1505
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                      We have had a torrential downpour since 6am, we're just as wet as you are sweet cheeks

                      Made in England, clothed in Japan, fed in America and drunk in Belgium !

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                      • SeulS
                        Seul
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                        Rain > Heat.

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                        • mclaincauseyM
                          mclaincausey
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                          I reserve the right to shame you all when it hits -40F here come February.

                          Think it, be it.

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                          • ChrisC
                            Chris
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                            @Megatron1505:

                            We have had a torrential downpour since 6am, we're just as wet as you are sweet cheeks

                            Rain > Sweat

                            @Seul:

                            Rain > Heat.

                            This is the right answer.

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                            • Z
                              zwer
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                              To me, the only thing worse than rain is raining hellfire. But at least with that I know I won't have to put up with it for long.

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                              • mclaincauseyM
                                mclaincausey
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                                Jesus Mega you can at least say "hi".

                                Think it, be it.

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                                • Megatron1505M
                                  Megatron1505
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                                  Ha, good to see another of my clones thriving out there. The one which Zack (Seawolf) posted last year is still the winner though, as that one came complete with a TommyTron attachment.

                                  Made in England, clothed in Japan, fed in America and drunk in Belgium !

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                                  • mclaincauseyM
                                    mclaincausey
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                                    So I can assume this is the "good" twin?

                                    Think it, be it.

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                                    • SeulS
                                      Seul
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                                      It's the one that speaks proper English, not the kind where you think there's a muffler in his mouth…

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                                      • Megatron1505M
                                        Megatron1505
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                                        I shall now despatch a clone to Belginia to deal with the unruly Belgina.

                                        Made in England, clothed in Japan, fed in America and drunk in Belgium !

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                                        • SeulS
                                          Seul
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                                          threatens to blow up the Rochefort abbey!..

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                                          • Megatron1505M
                                            Megatron1505
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                                            Clone has been recalled in the name of quality beer.

                                            Made in England, clothed in Japan, fed in America and drunk in Belgium !

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